So I was playing a ripoff COD/Minecraft ios game and I jumped into a multiplayer match. Halfway through someone came on the in game chat that read, "i need a boy frend". 
Followed by that, another player spammed the message, "pick meeeee." 
To which the first person responded, "okay, I chooes you." 
😐❓
(I needed to post something and this story was pretty weird. I sort of feel bad for finding this humorous).
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  