Crush: *says random stuff*
Me: *listens*
Me: *says random stuff*
Crush: "Can you stop texting me every f***ing hour!?"
Really Really Really bad jokes...
Table of contents-
Depressed numbers
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Sick joke #1
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Sick joke #2
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The voices in my head tell me to spank children with rulers.
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You wish
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Oh Hi, Refridgerator.
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I predict a riot
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Awkward Social Situation Solution #1
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Yay, knock knock jokes...
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Moms be like
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Every kiss begins with Kay...
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How to flirt.
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Coldplay's Shiver describes my life.
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OUCH
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Nice Save.
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Life of a middle child...
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The unwritten rules of texting.
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*Heavy awkward sigh*
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*Another awkward sigh*
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Best comedy ever
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Screw age limits!
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Cave johnson be like...
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Essential jokes
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Smoove
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That girl...
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Art class
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Heh... thats not funny...
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Dang...
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Just in time for christmas.
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Reason why I'm an outcast #1784
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Pity parties rule!
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Idc
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...
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Imagine this is a cool name
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Whoa. I just blew my mind.
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Scott Sterling.
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Apology Letter
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Unexperienced friends
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The world's falling apart...
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Raaaagh!
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True friend...
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Don't get my hopes up.
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My eyes just threw up.
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Ha ha- No.
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Junior high
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Guests
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In my world
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I blew my mind again!
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Funniest thing ever
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Goodbye
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Nerds be like
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Jumping to conclusions...
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I. Can't. choose.
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Riddle
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Best one liner ever
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Guess what?
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Jokes
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*Cool name*
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Quips
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Relatives be like
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Soundtracks!
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Christmas holidays be like.
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Math
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OEMJAAAAAY
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Life lessons
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That other moment...
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Jajajajajaja
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*sort of cool name here*
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Songs written after me
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Comebacks
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Hackers be like
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Thrillers be like
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My new single
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*shakes fist* WATTPAAAAAAD
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My life
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Cheating
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10 day break, (woo-hoo)
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Science jokes
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Kraft lunch
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Nice one, mom.
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S[NO]W
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Hulk smaaaash!
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Instagram
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Bros be like
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Illuminati confirmed... again.
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Pizza!
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*moan*
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*grooooaaaaan*
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*another cool name*
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What have I done!?
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Silver linings
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For your concern...
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kewl nyammmeeah
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Screw hormones... Again...
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TWSS
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I dunno
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Modern suspense
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Ew...
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Why!?
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Social tiers
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#125
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Screw it.
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Lvl. 27
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"Friends"
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Breaking the sound barrier
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Ok Go
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Fear
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Sorry, eh?
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I'm not emo!!!
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The Punniness... it's killing me!
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Heh...
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Screw hormones again... again...
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That Awkward Moment
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Nah... I'm too lazy.
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Nah
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Get a room
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The ladie's man
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STOP MESSING WITH ME!!!
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Go away
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*sarcastic yay*
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The meaning of pain... again.
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Hollywood lies!
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sarcastic yay
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Da Punniness
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Prepubescence at its finest.
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SOOPER FIST PUMP
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Sorry.
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HAHAHA- no
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Friends
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WHY!?
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R U a Wizurd?
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Over protective parents
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Rrraaaagggghhhh
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I'm so awkward
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ABC- *cough cough*
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Me so clever
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"Friends"
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*huge obvious sigh*
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hi
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Make up your miiiinnnnd!!!
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Why u do diiissss???
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Sowwyyyy
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*HUGE SIGH*
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Ima shut up now
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Damn acne
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SPRINGTIME
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Forever alone
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That moment...
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Why u so humble?
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Where's Rachel?
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My type
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Life of a Middle Child
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AH!
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Buuurrrnnn
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yo mama
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Ruined my childhood
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WHOAZORZ
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Kneeyul
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Cahge Deh Elehphahnt
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Ur mum
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Im not racissssttt
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Such a neeeeerd
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Watching You
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YAAAAY
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Like damn son...
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How I reject girls
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I give up
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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I still exist...
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Cringe
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Doe Nuts
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UPDATE THINGY
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McDonalds
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Shameless plug
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hahahahaha im back
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Krampus
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hi
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oahdoqhr school's tomorrow
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Country music is traaaash
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Im sorry
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Pickup lines
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An Update - 5/27/16
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