When I insult my brother...
Bro: Batman is secretly Clark Kent
Me: snickers
Mom: *spends next five minutes explaining how hard it is to keep super heroe's names straight*
When my little brother insults me...
Bro: You're a big *****
Me: ...?
Mom: Stop complaining and grow a pair you little b**ch!
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