"My son broke his leg and missed school for a week, but what really annoyed us was that he had to wait four hours to get checked," A mother was speaking to another mom, "When he got back, there was a riot.
"Oh, because the doctors couldn't get to him fast enough?" The other mother questioned.
"No," the first mother responded, "because he got to skip school and the other kids didn't."
(Thanks to gavinygavin, whom I just ripped off. (Though he probably tells it better)).
