Friend: "I bet you like, (girl I might like)."
Me: "No."
Friend: "yeah you do."
Me: "No."
Friend: "are you sure?"
Me: "no."
Friend: "so you do!?"
Me: "I can neither confirm nor deny that."
Friend: "...?"
HE'S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL!
Friend: "I bet you like, (girl I might like)."
Me: "No."
Friend: "yeah you do."
Me: "No."
Friend: "are you sure?"
Me: "no."
Friend: "so you do!?"
Me: "I can neither confirm nor deny that."
Friend: "...?"
HE'S NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL!