Bro: you failed!
Me: that's what dad said to mom when you were born.
Bro's friend: ooooh, burn.
Bro: that's what dad said to mom when you- you failed your social life!
Bro's friend: ooooh, burn.
Me: What? How does that even make sense?
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Bro: you failed!
Me: that's what dad said to mom when you were born.
Bro's friend: ooooh, burn.
Bro: that's what dad said to mom when you- you failed your social life!
Bro's friend: ooooh, burn.
Me: What? How does that even make sense?