In LA I have to sit next to some guy and watch him make faces at his girlfriend all class.
Yeah, we get that you're in a relationship stop trying to make me jealous cuz I'm totally not jealous... (Eyes dart around room)
Who needs a girlfriend when you've got Doritos and Destiny anyway?
*big heavy obvious sigh*
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