*This is not my story. I got it off of Smosh Pit, and they probably got it off somewhere else.*
"I get bloody noses a lot and I can usually feel them before they happen. So this one day in school, I felt one coming on so I turned to the religious kid next to me and whispered, 'Hail Satan.' As the blood started leaking. He then proceeded to faint."
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