Hello ( Oc X Shikamaru)

Hello, Bingo book

A/n

It's supposed to be Iwagakure instead of Kirigakure. Anyway you can tell I've prepared for this moment for a long time...
2 months later~~ episode 71
3rd pov

"Your officially in the bingo book" Kakuzu throws the book in front of Kairi who's meditating.

Kairi opens her eyes and picks his book up "it appears so.. who captured my picture without me knowing.."

"Look at the price" he says.

I scroll down to see my bounty and it's "16 million ryo.. your going to kill me?" she says shuffling through his book.

"I could.. maybe the day you become immortal" he says.

She chuckles "lord jashin has his day set for me soon.. if I die you can keep the reward" she says with no emotion in her tone.

"I plan do to it regardless.." as she flips through the pages most are crossed out. She sees Itachi's photo.. Kisame.. and "Asuma Sarutobi.. 35million ryo that's like double mine. You should be trying to hunt down this man instead of me" she says.

"I will.. when we cross paths I'll make sure to get his head" he says. She looks at it a little more and begins to place her hand on her forehead in pain.

"The Leaf.. huh can't remember a face like that..." she says handing back his book. Kakuzu looks at her in shock before taking it back

"Kairi!!" Kairi sighs to hear Hidan shout for her "what do you want?" she says getting up placing her hand on her waist.

"You two we got a job.. the two tails.. " he says with a smile on his face.

She looks at him in a serious way "where?"

"Land of Lighting.. Yugito Nii.. Heard she was a babe-"

"That's enough we should go then.." Kairi says walking west where the land of lighting is at.

"You twerp.. Don't you know what's today!?" he exclaims. Kairi stops and looks back at him "2 weeks from now.. I'll become immortal.. lord Jashin has finally seen my worth for a leader who can sacrifice people" she says soon walking away.

Kakuzu soon follows behind her "oh come on!! Let's celebrate before-

Soon both glare at him before he stops he sighs "sons of bitchies.."

Tsunade pov
Meanwhile~~

As I predicated I finished before the end of the day. I deserve a bottle of sake with a side of dango!!

Still I think about what Kakashi said..

"I've confirmed the attack of 7 different villages , in 5 neighbooring lands have been attacked by 3 shinobi. There still hasn't been one here in the land of fire but it seems there might be one in a matter of time" he says.

So the Akatsuki finally showed their hands.. Naruto..

Asuma sensei

"So I heard you got to take a look what's going out there?" I ask Kakashi who soon throws me a can of soda.

"Yeah.. Akatsuki.." he says softly.

He looks a bit troubled maybe I should change the subject "Naruto , and Sakura are looking well" I say.

"Oh yes, Also Shikamaru, Ino , and Choji. Next generation are growing up fast. They'll be leaving us in the dusk soon" he makes me sound so old.

"Hey I'm not ready to pack it in just yet" I say nervously.

"Hey what did you want to talk about?" he asks. Right I came here for that..

"Well-"

Kai pov

"Your fast.. what do I expect from the two-tails jinchuriki. From all the members it appears I'm the slowest.." Hidan says with his triple scythe stretched across the ground in front of the two-tails.

"So this is the two-tails.." I say looking at her cornered.

"I leave her to you then Hidan.. Kai" Kakuzu says.

"It goes over my commandments by keeping her half alive.. Shit" he says.

It's true , when we go after a jinchuriki half killing them is a sin kinda goes agaisnt Jashin..

I take out my necklace with Jashin sign and I close my eyed "lord Jashin.."

"You two are a pain.." Kakuzu says.

"It's a pain for in the neck for me, too. But the commandments are strict, so I have no choice, do I!?"

"But you don't.. I lured you guys here, you see!" soon she makes the sign of the rat. I look around and soon I see paper bombs on the top of us.

Soon the go off blocking all our exist.. This even might work in are favor idiot..

"Oh, man.. We're trapped" Hidan says sarcastically.

"It's in are favorable for us.." Kakuzu says.

"Exactly so Hidan-"

"I'm irritated, and when I become enraged..."

"Shut up, Hidan" me and Kakuzu say sighing.

"Okay, okay.. This mission doesn't really go along with my religion with Kai.. The motto of the Jashin religion is mass slaughter. I may not look it, but I'm quite devout! So not being able to kill you is a pain in the neck.."

"Do we have to hear this speech every time we need someone alive.." I say angrily.

"Shut up pinky!!" he sighs "why don't you just come quietly? Come on!!"

Soon she soon looks disgusted by his offer and makes a couple hand signs soon her face begins to change, and an enormous amount of chakra begins to appear around her.

"Nice going dumbass" I say shaking my head.

"She's letting the two-tails take over for her.." soon she transform before are eyes in the two-tails.

"This is a first I've seen the tail-beast!! It's huge! Looks almost like a giant blue monster cat eith two tails..

Soon she comes and attacks Kakuzu. Shit, I fall back going behind a rock boulder.

From the corner of my eye I see Hidan "so this is the two-tails monster.. Kai guess we should go in... Watch as I show you a ritual you've never seen before" he says with such a smug on his face.

"Let's go Hidan!!" I say soon I make three hands signs "tora, umi, inu!!"

Later~~

Kai pov

"30 minutes of prayers.. Such a drag" I say next to Kakuzu watching him call Jashin for this blessing.

I look up to see the two-tails just barely breathing with Hidan's staff jammened into both her hands on the wall.

"Ahh!!" Hidan says removing his other staff from his lower body.

"Can't you abbreviate that ritual any smaller?" Kakuzu says reading a paper.

"That's a sin!! Did you see Kai?? The wondrous world-"

"Of occultism.. yeah I saw" soon I look over to Kakuzu paper.

Most of the lands crossed out "one more to go for out mission."

"The leaf.. huh the nine-tails is there.. " another one gone.. wonder who this nine-tails is..

"Moron.. Smart.. Brave.. don't matter this makes are fourth capture only 4 to go.." I say  sighing.

"Let's go-"

Soon I feel the presence of someone, we all glance back to see.

"Zetsu!" Hidan says.