Sam POV
I wake up in my bed, but i wasn't here last night, all that i remember is that i was sitting by Colby, so how did i end up here? Elton, i walk downstairs and i go to the key hanger, my keys weren't there so i went to the kitchen to look for them, i only saw a letter from Elton
Dear fucking Sam,
I went to check on fucking Colby this morning, i took your fucking keys also ONLY because i didnt want you fucking to run off to like Las Vegas lol, me and fucking Aaron will be back soon but until then there are some FUCKING raspberry waffles and FUCKING whipped cream in the fridge, i want you to take it easy in the morning okay, in the afternoon you may see him but until then go to the game room and play like fucking rocket league with like fucking jake (Yes you have full permission to wake up the fucking sleeping beauty, if he gets mad tell him he was forced by me!) i'll be back at fucking 2:45 PM okay?
Lots of fucking love,
Uncle fucking Elton :)
i put the note down, im half laughing my ass off due to the amount of 'fucking' he used in this letter, i grab a plate from the cabinet and take 2 FUCKING waffles and the FUCKING whipped cream too, just a fact i use a lot of whipped cream, so much that its cover my whole plate, during this process of covering the plate in FUCKING whipped cream, i decided to prank Jake by putting some on my hand and smack caming him, but i didn't want to record it so i didn't, i put some on my hand and walk quietly up to his room, i quietly open his door and sure enough, there is a sleeping Jake, i creep up to him and whisper smack cam in his hear,he didn't wake up to that bu he woke up to me smacking him with the whipped cream,
"WHAT THE FUCK SAM?!?" He yells at me as im dying on the floor laughing
"SERIOUSLY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?" He yells once again
"Okay, okay Jake calm down, Elton made me a note and told me to wake you up to play rocket league with me"
"Okay do i look like a child to you?" i made my answer reasonable and logic
"Yes"
"W-O-W"
"I know, it surprised me too, but hey there's raspberry waffles and whipped cream downstairs" and just like that, his ass was out of bed and downstairs with waffles and whipped cream on the couch,
"You are such a slow poke Sam, you know that?"
"Yup" I chuckled, ma and Jake played rocket league for well over three hours, we were just finishing the game we were on when i heard the door open, i walk casually to door the door to see a walking and kinda-healthy Colby.
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