Archangel Michael: do your homework, eat your broccoli, and go to sleep on time or you're going to hell
Archangel Gabriel: ara ara~
Archangel Uriel: so Gabriel is batshit fucking insane
Archangel Raphael: wait so if you max out your heal stat to make cancer, does that mean supports can technically be adcs
Lailah: god why do I have massive tits
Samael: not falling for this shit again
Azrael: ok boomer
Raziel: Vretiel keeps saying that the reason why I'm the Keeper of Secrets is because nobody can read my handwriting, and that makes a lot of sense
Vretiel: holy shit I've been stuck on writing this one sentence for three fucking decades
Lilith: uh hey I'm new here---
Samael: I swear to god the entirety of heaven is fucking with me
Naya'il: gotta have that diversity around here
Puriel: it's not much, but it's honest work
Haniel: ara ara Gabriel-senpai~~~
Bath Kol: please don't call me shower ;-;
Afriel: fbi open up
More to be added soon
