Asme: Greetings, ladies and gentlemen--- I'd like to welcome you to part 1 of 3 for the "Reaction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" series. For EarthPhantom02, I sincerely apologise for the long wait. It seems that Ricey can give Belphagor a run for her money.
Samael: What the fuck is up with that name? And why are you here?! Heaven is locked off!
Asme: Ah, for an angel, you are sorely lacking the virtue of patience. Although... If those chains had anything to say about it, I doubt you would be so against my surprise. No matter how much you might interject... Dear brother~
Samael: Ugh, why are we related?
Gabriel: Good morning~! What a not-so-surprise, Asmodeus. Here we are on lockdown all the way down to Sphaera Lunae, and you decide that it is a convenient time to visit.
Asme: Of course it is, Nathan.
Gabriel: Michael will certainly not agree.
Asme: Well, Michael will be left out of our secret, won't he?
Gabriel: And you are suggesting...
Asme: Only the best goods of course. My trade is perfectly legal. I challenge you to find any mention of an ecchi ban in Scripture.
Gabriel: Now that's a very... Tempting prospect. Although letting this leak---
Asme: Will fulfill your goals, yes? Aha. Nathan became such a naughty boy, I might have found you rather interesting if you weren't such a bore a thousand years ago.
Gabriel: Is that a compliment or an insult, Asmodeus? ❤️
Asmodeus: I wonder? ❤️
Samael: Are you guys forgetting me or something?! What do you mean ecchi? What is do---
Asme: Well, they do say that seeing is believing.
-switch on-
Aqua appeared in Liliths office once more. Lilith felt at this point she might as well just start expecting that demon to show up every other day.
Samael: W-Wha--- What is this?!
Gabriel: A holographic magic of some kind. Illusion-based... Although it seems more like a recording than a projection.
Samael: No, I'm talking about the image it's projecting.
Asme: My darling wife of course. And her own lover on the side.
Samael: I'm going to pretend like I never fucking heard that.
Asme: Not very healthy to deny yourself, you know. Well, enjoy the show.
"What is it now?" Lilith asked, not in the mood to deal with Aqua's games. She had work to do and wasn't in the mood for another fight. She did set down her pen however, knowing better than to think this could be over so fast.
"We have unfinished business." Aqua replied as she walked towards the desk with the same familiar smirk that always made Lilith lose her patience.
Gabriel: Unfinished business? Am I missing something, then?
Samael: That's dangerous. Really, letting him see this is dangerous.
Asme and Gabriel: *smiles in unison*
Samael: I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE.
"I am not going to fight you. I have no interest in anything you have to-"
