Kaminari's new TV show?

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"And now, it's time to welcome; Deku and Shouto!" Kaminari shouted the hero names to the screaming crowd.

Izuku and Shouto sat on the sofa and Kaminari sat opposite them. "So, as the top two heroes, would you mind answering some questions from an old friend to the world, considering you've turned down every press' question?" Kaminari's voice was calm but his face pleaded to them.

Kaminari, being the person he is, became and Comedian, and so did Sero. The two are doing extremely well for themselves, but now, instead of doing comedy on someone else's show, Kaminari has made his own. A show were celebrities and heroes are brought on to be asked some exclusive questions and play a few games to see them in their most fun, happy and hysterical state.

The first episode is aired today, and Kaminari has asked two of his old friends from UA to help him out. Izuku and Shouto Todoroki are the top two heroes and would be helping Kaminari out millions by going on his show. So, being the persuasive man he is, Izuku made the two of them help their old friend out. Shouto mostly gave in because of their 6 children pleading for him to go on the show so that they could see him on TV.

It's just over year since Taro started UA and the twins start next year. The others are still excited to go to UA like their oldest brother.

"Of course we'll answer your questions, Kaminari." Izuku smiled brightly and the crowd harmonised in awe.

"Alright. Izuku Todoroki: what do you do in your spare time?" Kaminari asked in a questioning tone.

Izuku thought for a moment, "run after my kids."

"How many do you have?" Kaminari of course knew the answer to this, but asked anyway for the crowd.

"We have six children; Taro, Asahi, Yukina, Makoto, Kasou and Sakura." He listed with ease, remembering every one of their names without stopping to think once.

At home, the children exclaimed with glee at the fact that their mommy named them all on TV.

"That's a lot of children." Kaminari said, "Is it hard?"

"Sometimes, but I love all my babies the same, and I always will. No matter what, and I know Shouto feels the same." Izuku replied.

"So, Shouto," Kaminari turned to him, "who is you celebrity crush?"

"Izuku." Shouto nodded intensely, as if to say there was no one else he could ever feel the same way about as he does with his husband.

Moving on from Shouto's one word answer, Kaminari turned back to Izuku. "What is your favourite movie?"

"Thor: the dark world." Izuku stated.

Kaminari then turned to Shouto and asked, "what's your favourite Halloween costu-"

Before the yellow haired man could even finish his sentence, Shouto stood up and said, "Bunny!" He looked around him, realising that his actions were strange, and sat back down again, "erm... I like the bunny Halloween costume. Very - original?" The tone of the last line he spoke rose a little, as if he wasn't sure of what to say.

Kaminari noticed that his questions were dull and had been asked all before, so he decided to dig a little, and get personal.

"So, your children?" Kaminari asked the both in a questiony-statement sort of way.

"Yes?" Shouto answered, his interest piqued.

"What are their quirks?" Kaminari leant forward.

Shouto answered for Taro first, "our oldest has a fire breathing and fire bending quirk."

Back at their home, watching the huge TV were their six children, where Taro stood up and leant back, breathing his fire at the ceiling. It's fine, the two are rich. The power of being a hero, right?

Ryota barked and barked with glee.

Izuku then said, "the oldest of our twins, Asahi, has a pyrokinesis quirk. He controls everything based around fire.

Asahi, back at home, lit his finger on fire and then blew it out, attempting to be cool. Yukina, his twin sister, breathed ice onto him, cooking down his ego.

Shouto said, "Yukina, Asahi's twin sister, has the opposite quirk: Cyrokinesis. She controls ice, snow and everything cold." Shouto's fingers interlocked as he explained.

Yukina just sat and did nothing showy with her quirk, she just sat quietly and when her five sibling begged her to do something, she brought the whole room temperature down to -3°C (26.6°F). The whole family shivered, but Taro, Asahi and Kasou thought fast, heating up their bodies to the max.

Sakura and Makoto had no means of warming themselves and so they warmed them up by using their siblings heat.

Izuku said to Kaminari on the TV, "Makoto has the same power quirk as I do. I've been training him up ever since he was four. At first I only taught him the tiniest amount, otherwise there was a risk of him dying because the quirk was way too strong for his body. But now, he can control his quirk very well and I'm so proud of him."

Makoto sat proudly on the sofa as he wrapped his arm around Sakura, that's me, and I only had to break 40 bones to get there.

"Kasou was a dangerous one," Shouto explained, "he was born two months early because of a problem, and so that effected his quirk. Kasou also has a fire power but it's the strongest of the three. Atomic Excitation is the official name of Kasou's quirk. And it's pretty much boiling hot, luminous green fire.

Kasou only slightly warmed up his body and as Sakura went to hug him, she burnt herself. Even though Kasou was only at 15% power.

"And then our youngest, Sakura," Izuku began, "she was a surprise. Sakura is pretty much completely made from Shouto's DNA." He laughed before composing himself, "Shouto's quirks are fire and ice. Sakura's quirk is water bending."

"She's pretty much a mixture of everything me," Shouto added.

"Almost as if I'm not her mother!" Izuku said after. The couple laughed awkwardly, looking at each other as if they'd explained a little too much.

Kaminari noticed the awkward atmosphere and wrapped up the show, "alright well that's all we have time for tonight, thank you all for coming tonight and I'll see you tomorrow night with a visit from Katsuki Bakugou and Eijirou Kirishima!"

The crowd cheered and applauded as the two heroes walked off stairs with the host.

"Thank you for coming tonight, you guys." Kaminari thanked his friends.

"That's alright, give my love to the wife and kids," Izuku said, waving as he headed towards his car.

Shouto shook Kaminari's hand, thanked him and followed shortly behind his husband.

~*~

The credits rolled as the TV program ended. The extremely pale man watching thought aloud as he licked his chapped lips, "a baby born from one single person's DNA..."

"What are you doing?" The other man entered the same room as the credits continued to roll.

"I need you to do something for me." The man who remained seated rewinded the program to play the part where Sakura was described.

The other man watched as he also said, "as if he isn't even her mother..."

The two men looked at each other, knowing what they were both thinking.

"Find them, Dabi"

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