*Intro Song is Sonic the hedgehog 06 "wave ocean" music* *The legend of korra book 3 service and sacrifice* Freezer(Narrator): So these past few years have been the worst for us... But somehow we managed to do it...... I had my first fight... Against Shade... Wish I could fight him again... He was cool, turning into random stuff and turning into weapons... *Shows freezer in his Goku stance looking at shade* After him it was the fight against Majin Lord Zavala... Man was super powerful... I could kick his ass with my feet and hands tied... He was the Saiyan legend... The Super Saiyan... Too bad he was too stupid... Then there was Tomoth... Man was crazy with morals... Wait... Mortals? Morals...? Same thing! One thing is people and the other is uh... Whatever! He wanted to be the all mighty God... Even to this day that power is something out of my league... *Shows Freezer, Jimmy and Kronus staring at the city Tomoth destroyed while he floated above it laughing* After morals guy, incoming the guy that gave my wife PTSD... Xeras... He murdered my wife's dad... Since he did that I had to kill him... Make it right for my love... *Shows freezer throwing the small spirit bomb at xeras* Anyways... Then it was the shit stains i call family... The Androids... They were controlled by Tekka... A smart guy that could build Androids... Made four... Luse, kuro, Shai and Richard... By the way... Shai... Nice tits... Would so tap but I would disappoint her after it because... Welp... Sorry I am married... Sorry babe! Should be saying that... Plus another off topic... God I miss Richard... Buddy if you could hear me... Please come visit man... You are family... *Shows Freezer shaking Richard's hand as Luse kuro and Shai waves* Anyways they all loved life and apparently might have known my family back then... so they wanted to see the beauty of life so I gave them that opinion... Me and Josh had to fuse to end it but well... Everything is better! *shows Fresh smiling at Luro as Luro charges with a scream at fresh* Luse, Kuro and Shai live with us but Richard left which makes me sad since he was a good robo but I hope we see him some day... Then the birth of my pumpkin...~ the greatest thing I have ever accomplished in life...~ making love with the love of my life and had the cutest thing ever...~ *Freezer and azura hugging whole saisho is in the middle* But even after all of this we had more bullshit... My big brother comes into my life... I thought I would be able to get to know him instantly but it turns out xeras connected with me so much through ki he found my brother and used his negative ki as a last resort to save his life and when to my brother's body... Used it as a weapon to get his revenge...... But... Heheh... He attacked my family so I kinda shot his back out and destroyed my brother back... Sorry bro I love you! *Shows Enraged freezer lifting Iroh up and shooting the ki blast out his back* When me and Iroh were catching up it turns out a dragon came out of the sky... Not even playing with you I swear on my life... Believe me if you want but a dragon was in the sky... So for some reason I when to talk to it and turns out it was my royal guard when I was a kid... Wyvern... The best if the best... My brother Iroh's best friend... And basically the daughter to my dad since her planet was destroyed by Saiyans... *Shows Freezer poking wyvern as she stands guard, she is mad and annoyed* Then my brother Iroh's girlfriend comes into town mad... Turns out her family is a bunch of majins that take over planets... She was banished since she couldn't meet her father's standards... So my brother took her in and she is a softy for him and candy... *Shows Iroh hugging Vuu, both smiling* But what was the real problem that caused these last few years to be shit was Brieze and Xylo... They caused the next guy... He was bad news... But first brieze and Xylo... Two homeless people from their home planet came to ours to find stuff to take so they can sell at their planet to make alot of money... But Iroh has always been a nice guy, he always wanted to play the guitar, have a wife and kids but he didn't want to disappoint our father so he trained but since our dad isn't here... He didn't want to kill them... So we spared them but they still attacked so we killed them... It wasn't a good feeling at all... Xylo just wanted his friend to be happy and Brieze just wanted happyness... *Shows Iroh sad with his head lowered* We legit had a guy put the timeline at risk... Had the power higher than gods... But did we stop...? No... It was quite fun to actually get to know other me since we collided timelines... Should have asked him if he still likes big booty Judy... Anyways off topic... Plague was one scary mother fucker I won't lie... *Shows plague punching freezer* But never show fear... Not to anybody... Especially for your family if they are at risk... And exactly if the universe is at risk... *Shows freezer kneeing him in the face* I fought for my life against plague... Me and my family did everything to take him down... *Shows Everyone rushing him* We finally took him down with everyone's help... *Azura and Azura(Future) shooting plague in the head* Why am I telling you this...? Well... *goes to Freezer* Freezer: *laying on the ground hurt, looks up at the sky* ???(Saiyan): *floating in the sky in ss3* ... Freezer: That... *Points* I gotta face that and you need to tell my story... *Finally shows who he is talking to, it's a chicken* Thanks Private Jim Bob... *Gets up*Azura: Freezer get up!! Freezer: Got it babe! *Goes Jisatsu x75* *Outro is Undertale OST 92 Reunited*
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Dragon Ball LoF (READ DESCRIPTION)
Fiksi PenggemarI wanted to rewrite it and add more filler and love, I was writing a jojo's bizarre adventure story and I ended up becoming a better writer so I'm moving the story to another story slot so if you actually love what I was doing with this one then ple...