-2 weeks later-
"Okay, since I'm one of the only people here who is mostly sane- I'll be going shopping, there is a piece of paper in the kitchen just write down what you want and I will get it." I stand at the doorway to the living room.
"WAFFLES! GET ME WAFFLES!"
"...no." I look at Toby.
"H-HEY!"
"Shut it stutter boy." I smile and walk over to the couch and sit next to Jeff. "I'm so tired." I lean into Jeff a little. Even though he can be a pain in the ass sometimes, we actually don't mind each other's company.
"Tell me about it, someone was having a fun time last night." Jeff looks at me.
"...wasn't me..." I blush.
"But you're blushing."
"Dude, I'm still a virgin... rape doesn't count..." I whisper the last word.
"REALLY YOURE A-" I slap him and cover his mouth.
"Please, I'm begging you."
"Oh begging? I see how it is."
"You're so dirty mind-"
"Y/N IS A VIRGIN."
"OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I scream and jump on Jeff's back pulling his hair.
-Ejs pov-
"What's going on?" I walk into the living room to see y/n attack Jeff.
"Did you know y/n is a virgin?" Jane whispers.
"W-what?" I look over at Jane.
"Yeah." She shrugs and walks away.
"Oh boy..." I whisper. I go over to y/n and Jeff and separate the two.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
"I can't help it! ITS TRUE THAT YOURE A VIRGIN." I watch her face fall for a split second.
"YOU DONT NEED TO TELL EVERYONE YOU INCEL!" She swats hair out of her face.
"GOBLIN!" Jeff screams at her.
"CLOWN!" She screams back. I roll my eyes and pick y/n up and carry her to my room.
"What was all that about."
"Jeff was being an asshole." She pouted.
"So you're a virgin?"
"Not really but since the whole rape thing- but kinda? It's confusing."
"N-no I get it. Are you okay though?"
"Not really but I'm managing I guess." She sighs and starts to peel at the skin on her hands.
"Next time Jeff does something like that tell me."
"But it takes too long to get to you, and beside I would rather beat Jeff up!" She starts to angry again. We sit in silence for a solid five minutes.
"Shopping?"
"But how can you?"
"Uhh, good question..."
"Hey, I'll be done quickly." She reaches out for my cheek. I fall into her touch.
"Okay." I smile softly. She kisses my cheek and gets up to leave.
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I walk through the woods to a small entrance. As I approach I hear car engines. I'm by a main road. "Just need food and a few other things, that's it." I continue walking down the road to the supermarket.
*ding* I walk through the doors and can smell an arrangement of things. It ranges from flowers to the smell of body products such as body spray. I hate it already, and not to mention there is a whole bunch of people.
"Hello, do you need any help finding anything?" A teenage boy walks my way. He has black glasses and short brown hair. Stereotypical nerd.
"Uh yeah, I was wondering do you know where the bleach is?" Messy job recalls for lots of bleach and detergents.
"Yup! It's the third isle to the left. Anything else?"
"No, thank you though!" I turn away and walk towards the cleaning isle. Lord he seemed nice. It's refreshing. I continue to walk down the isle to where the bleach and other soaps are. I pick out the bleach and two things of detergent. Should last us at least two-three weeks...if we are lucky. I look at my list and gather all the food items. I can finally leave.
I walk to the checkouts and put my stuff down and wait for them to be scanned. "Have a nice day." one of the workers say. I don't respond though. I walk out the doors and clutch the three bags of food and other stuff.
"PUT YOUR BAGS DOWN AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" I hear someone say behind me.
"And why am I being arrested?" I slowly turn around putting my hands on my hips.
"Because you're a murderer!"
"And thats a complete lie!" I laugh. I turn back around and pull my gun out of my bra. This cop made a mistake of going alone. Stupid. "But- thats going to become true in a minute."
"Huh-" I spin around and shoot the officer aiming for the head. *bang* dead. I turn and run towards the mansion not looking behind me, holding onto the shopping bags.
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"y/n?" slender looks up from his paper as i enter the kitchen.
"I just killed another person, the whole world now knows who I am. I am sooo fucked."
"What happened?"
"well, i got the stuff from the supermarket. i left, a cop told me i was under arrest, and i pulled a gun out and shot the poor guy!"
"You would've been in jail if you didn't kill him, you're fine. this is your job now y/n."
"You're right, its only my job to kill people. And that's it." I sigh and take a deep breath. "Slender, could you put away everything for me?"
"Sure." He put his paper down and starts to put everything away. I turn and walk up the stairs. I walk into my room only to be met with the sound of giggles. I slowly open my door and hear feet shuffling.
"Bed. Oh how I've missed you." I kick the door close and collapse into my bed.
"BOO."
"ahhh" i say sarcastically. I roll my eyes and throw my face back into the pillow.
"You're no fun y/n!" Sally frowns.
"I'm sorry Sals, I'm tired and very irritable." I sit up and brush a few strands out of Sallys face.
"Okay, we'll go." she grabs the other persons hand. I forgot they were there. It was Toby.
"Hey Toby, I got you waffles, but please save me some." I smile and he nods. I lay back down and wait for them to fully exit the room. I sigh and let a few tears fall. Now the whole world is going to think I'm a horrible person.
'IM NOT A HORRIBLE PERSON!' I shoot up out of my bed and run for my closet. I grab my bag I had when I KILLED that guy. I throw on my clothes and open my window. I climb out and walk around in the woods. I hold my bat while i have my gun and knife on my belt.
(slight gore) I walk farther and farther away from the mansion. I hear people laughing and talking. Its nice, but it needs to end. NOW. I walk into the camp and shoot two adults leaving two kids and teenager. i swing the bat over my head hitting the teenager and then killing the two kids.
I walk over to their tents and search through their stuff. I find a spray paint can. "This will do." I walk out of the tent and shake the can. I write "Im not a horrible person, you are!" on the tent. I turn and continue walking further into the woods. My adventure has only just begun.
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I'm Not A Bad Person|Eyeless Jack
Fanfictionbad /bad/ having a wicked or evil character; morally reprehensible
