(Natasha x Wanda)
Nat: *minding her own business while wearing fishnet stockings with a short skirt and a crop top*
Wanda: So. How's your day going?
Nat: I went down to the bar on my motorcycle while wearing this.
Wanda: *looks at every detail of Nat's outfit and how it hung on her body*
Nat:
Wanda:
Vision, minding his business:
Wanda: Excuse me, but please sit on my face.
Nat:
Wanda: Hellooo, did you hear me? Let me elaborate. Please. Sit. On. My. Face.
Nat: What the actual hell, Wanda?
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionYou know what? This is gonna be kinda random. It's gonna be unrequited love (sorry), breakups (again-sorry), soulmate AUs, fluff, smut, and a little polyamory with normal pairings and gay pairings and everything in between that I can manage.