Avengers Oneshots

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A/N: Yellow, my friendly demons and demonic friends. I am here with an idea that I patched together from multiple prompts I had in my Inspiration album. I'm just hoping this works. So. Venom x Eddie Brock. Told from nobody's point of view. Venom is human. Have fun.

Eddie sat completely still in the backseat of his truck next to a raven-haired man with porcelain skin and pale gray eyes. They were both on their way to a cooking competition and Eddie hadn't caught the other man's name yet, but they were competing.

"Heeeeyyyyy, you. Hey. Are you still alive there? You don't seem to be breathing at all. Have you accidentally forgotten that you need to breathe, sir?" The raven-haired man asked, prodding Eddie with his finger.

Eddie realized that he, in fact, hadn't been breathing for thirty seconds or so, so he took a few breaths before thanking the stranger for reminding him to breathe.

The raven-haired man shrugged it off. "No problem. I have to remind my friend, Peter, to breathe too. By the way, I'm Venom. Do you have a name?"

"Uh, I'm Eddie. Is your friend Peter Parker?" Eddie asked. Venom nodded. "Wow, isn't the world small. He's the photographer for the newspaper I used to write for."

"That's really cool." Venom laughed. Eddie found his eyes raking over Venom's strong jaw, neck, and collarbones that were all showing. "Hey. Calm down, Eddie. Your gay is showing."

"Oops, sorry. I can't control my gay side very well. I classify as a bisexual transgender disaster." Eddie apologized.

"I identify as a disaster. That's it. I'm an extremely bisexual gender fluid mess of emotions that eats tater tots and chocolate. I prefer men." Venom laughed. "So. Today I'm a guy. What about you, Eddie. Are you he or otherwise?"

"I'm a he. Pre-op, pre-T, binder-wearing disaster with a sock in his underwear instead of a packer because I'm so broke and my parents don't approve of my real gender." Eddie said loudly so his parents could hear from the front seat.

"Shut the fuck up, Elanor." Eddie's mom shouted.

"No." Eddie protested loudly.

"Stop ARGUING." Venom screeched, his voice suddenly deepening to the point where it sounded demonic. The car went silent and Venom cleared his throat. "Thank you. Mr and Mrs Eddie's Spawn-points, you have to understand that Eddie is a boy."

"But she-"

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER, YOU BITCH." Venom interrupted, his voice turning demonic again. He cleared his throat again and continued. "Eddie is a boy. He deserves to be treated as such."

"Venom. We're at the competition. Come on." Eddie said helplessly, tugging on Venom's sleeve. Venom kicked the door open and threw himself out of the car, pulling Eddie behind him.

"Eddie. Why are you crying?" Venom asked, seeing Eddie's tears for the first time. Eddie hastily wiped them away as best as he could.

"I-I'm on that part of the month right now. Y'know...my period? That and you were really scary when you yelled at my parents."

"Oops, sorry, Eddie. I didn't mean to scare you." Venom apologized, his eyes meeting Eddie's. Eddie stared back, amazed at how beautiful Venom's eyes were.

"I-uh-shit." Eddie stuttered, blushing unintentionally. Venom sucked his lips before dragging Eddie off to the building where the cooking competition was.

The pair were assigned to kitchens that were next to each other and they got cooking. Venom cursed loudly after about thirty minutes, causing Eddie to look up from the cookies he was making as a dessert.

Venom leaned into the kitchen and dipped his finger into the cookie dough before tasting it. "Eddie." Venom said loudly after tasting the cookie dough.

"Yes, Venom?" Eddie sighed, shooing Venom away from the cookie dough as he glanced at the timer.

"I want you to marry me." Venom said, looking dead serious.

Eddie raised his eyebrows. "I'll consider. Go back to your own kitchen before you get disqualified." He said, pushing Venom out of his kitchen.

"Okay, sunshine." Venom flirted on his way out of view. Eddie slammed his head into the counter, blushing furiously.

When the pair submitted their plates to the judges, Venom brought a plate of fire and Eddie brought chicken alfredo with a small dessert and a hand-crafted raspberry lemonade.  

Venom eyed Eddie's plate. "Eddie...please marry me..." He said, smelling how great Eddie's submitted meal was.

Eddie won the contest, but Venom didn't mind. He'd managed to convince Eddie to marry him that day and he got to eat Eddie's leftover food that didn't end up on the judges' table.

Three years later, Eddie had given birth to a healthy baby girl and Eddie was so excited about it, releasing the time of birth, birth weight and length, and lots of pictures. Venom, however, was an entirely different story. Venom had taken a single picture with the baby at the hospital, holding her. And then he proceeded to post it with the caption: "I spawned." under it.

Eddie wasn't pleased when he saw the picture and the caption, but he was very slightly amused and not surprised at all.

But. They had their happily ever after.

A/N: Oof. This was kinda long. Sorry about that.