*Peter texting Tony*
Peter: mr stark
Peter: miss pepper just used the term: "beaver puke" to describe a box made out of glued-together wood chips and i died. and then she said she got it from you. is that true because i have never been prouder of the human race and my friends.
Tony: yep. beaver puke.
Peter: 😂
A/N: this is based off a real conversation I had with my dad. 😂
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionYou know what? This is gonna be kinda random. It's gonna be unrequited love (sorry), breakups (again-sorry), soulmate AUs, fluff, smut, and a little polyamory with normal pairings and gay pairings and everything in between that I can manage.
