HYDRA Agent, holding a gun to Steve's head: tell me where the Winter Soldier is or else.
Steve: I'm doing this for your own good, if you interrupt his morning yoga, he's gonna be fuckin' pissed and will probably kill you in seconds.
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Steve: Bucky, it's 5am, why are you still taking Buzzfeed quizzes?
Bucky: I'm trying to figure out what my personality is?
Steve: oh. Q_Q
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Tony: *drinking coffee peacefully at the table*
Bucky, walking into the kitchen, his metal arm busted and at a weird angle: good morning.
Tony:
Tony: WHY are you in MY tower?
Bucky: I-
Nat: oh he's been here since the airport fight.
Tony:
Clint: I'm surprised you didn't notice. his arm is broken by the way.
Bucky: yeah...uh, I dunno how to fix it...
Tony:
Tony: wELL COME HERE THEN, I'LL FIX IT
Bucky: :0
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Bucky and Steve watching Once Upon A Time:
Steve: *sees Jefferson/Mad Hatter*
Steve: bUCKY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE IN THIS!! aND AS THE MAD HATTER?!
Bucky: um????? I'm not?????
Steve, pointing at the screen: tHEN WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!
Bucky: idk?????
Tony: that's Sebastian Stan, Bucky's coincidental doppelgänger.
Steve: :o
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Sam: they're saying some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Bucky, covered in ink: YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE FUCKIN' TANK.
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionYou know what? This is gonna be kinda random. It's gonna be unrequited love (sorry), breakups (again-sorry), soulmate AUs, fluff, smut, and a little polyamory with normal pairings and gay pairings and everything in between that I can manage.
