A/N: Hi, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in over a month. I am here to satisfy one of the requests of @Pixie_Otaku so...here we go?
Peter: there's a special place in hell for people who put milk in the bowl before the cereal.
Bucky: *pours milk on counter*
Bucky: *pours cereal on top of milk*
Bucky: *scoops it all in the bowl really fast*
Bucky: *proceeds to eat it with a fork*
Sam: does that make Bucky hell's ruler because that ain't natural.
Peter:
Peter: I'm gonna say that's a strong maybe.
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Bucky: *kicks door open, looking panicked*
Steve: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Bucky: NO ONE DIED!!
Steve WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ANSWER WAS THAT?!?!
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Bucky: Being murdered in the woods wouldn't even be my least favorite thing about camping.
T'Challa: *concerned noises, but in cat*
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Bucky: I'm not drunk
Tony: Yes, you are.
Bucky: I AM NOT DRUNK
Tony: Then can you tell the time?
Bucky: yes. *turns to clock* I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK
Tony:
Peter: *dying in the distance*
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Clint: hello people who do not live here.
Nat: hey
Sam: hi
Wanda: hello
Steve: hey!
Clint: I gave you the key for emergencies!
Bucky: we ran out of Doritos.
Shuri, laughing hysterically behind the camera feed she's watching:
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Harley: it's impossible to say the word "bubbles" and make it sound threatening.
Bucky: ...
[15 minutes later]
Tony: can someone tell me why Bucky has been screaming "bubbles" angrily on the roof for 15 minutes now?
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Tony: please no one wants to see your legs.
Bucky: you keep it up and for every insult I'm gonna roll up my pant legs and by the end of this encounter I'll be wearing booty shorts.
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Sam, on the phone with Bucky: what are you doing?
Bucky, playing video games: the dishes.
Sam: did I just hear a laser gun?
Bucky: this is a bad neighborhood.
Y'all can have a part 3 if you want.
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Avengers Oneshots
FanfictionYou know what? This is gonna be kinda random. It's gonna be unrequited love (sorry), breakups (again-sorry), soulmate AUs, fluff, smut, and a little polyamory with normal pairings and gay pairings and everything in between that I can manage.
