Avengers Oneshots

Big spoon or little spoon?

Shuri: out of all of you who's the little spoon and who's the big spoon? If it makes you feel better, MJ is the little spoon and I'm the big spoon.

Tony: I'm an insomniac.

Strange: shut up, Tony. Who was it that lays down in between Peter and I during the night? You.

Peter: you're the one thing worse than a rapist. Boom.

Shuri: a child. Tony's a child.

Steve: I sleep by myself.

Bucky: we both know that ain't true. Ya sleep with me in my bed. Steve is the little spoon and I'm a koala. I wrap all my limbs around him and stay like that. :)

Nat: surprisingly, I'm the little spoon even though I'm bigger than Wanda. Wanda is the big spoon.

Wanda: can confirm.

Sam: T'Challa's da li'l spoon and th' top. :D

T'Challa: HeY.

Vision: I sleep with Dr Banner. I'm the little spoon. :)

Bruce: yes. You're warm y'know, surprisingly enough. :)

Venom: I don't even know what to say here. I top all the time but Eddie and I don't really sleep in separate bodies...

Eddie: I'm a little spoon. I know because I kept being the little spoon with Ann when we were together.

Robbie: I'm a little spoon with a bad temper. It's hilarious.

Loki: I'm a kNiFe. /:(

Thor: no you're not. You're a cold, snuggly little baby that likes to lay on my back. I lay on my front and he just walks by, sees me there, and lays down on my back. It's adorable. :)

Valkyrie: Carol's the little spoon.

Carol: hEy. nO.

Valkyrie: What? It's true.

Clint: Pietro and I swap spooning spots every day. :)

Pietro: today I'm the big spoon. :)

Wade: hell, I take whatever I can get because I'm a manwhore. :D

Scott: what hecK is going on here.