basically, taehyung airdrops jungkook a dick pic :)
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why the fuck has this trash got 10k reads
omg now it has 20k reads-
this has 30k reads, i'm SCREECHING
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS HAS 40K READS
50K READS WHY IS THIS BOOK GETTING NOTICED
60k rea...
"I DUNNO GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER MAYBE BECAUSE I'VE TAKEN A FAT SHIT"
"TAEHYUNG EW"
"WHAT'S SO EW ABOUT HAVING WORKING INTESTINES?
...
"EXACTLY
"WELL WAIT ONE MINUTE I'LL GET YOU SOME TOILET PAPER"
"THANKS"
***
"BAAAAAABBBEEEEEE"
"WHAT?"
"I WANT KISSES"
"THEN COME OVER HERE"
"NOooOoOooOO I'M TOO COMFY TO MOVE"
"WHAT A SHAME"
"TAE JUST GET OVER HERE"
"NO YOU COME HERE"
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST COME?"
"BECAUSE I'M WATCHING MULAN"
"I DON—"
"MULAN MAKE SURE TO KICK THAT MATCHMAKER'S ASS"
"TAE—"
"YES BABY SPILL THE TEA. SPILL. THAT. TEA."
"JUST CO—"
"YOU DON'T NEED A MAN, QUEEN"
"I'm moving out"
"Okay be safe love you"
***
"Are you my boyfriend?"
"What... I'm pretty sure..."
"Okay cool just checking"
"Why would ask me that, Tae?"
"I dunno. Just making sure."
"Tae..."
"Okay fine, I had a dream and you were dating someone other than me"
"You fool, that's never gonna happen, don't worry"
"Better not"
***
"Tae where's your Mom? You haven't spoken to her in a while..."
"She's in a better place"
"Wait what! Did she die?!"
"What? No! She's in Vegas!"
"What... why?"
"I dunno... she became a bit... different after y'know... the incident with Minjee"
"Oh... that's understandable since they were best friends"
"Yeah..."
"Sorry, I probably shouldn't have asked"
"Nah it's fine! She's happy! She's made new friends and she's having the time of her life! We still text sometimes so don't worry"
"Okay that's fine then but don't you miss her?"
Taehyung sighs "Sometimes... but it doesn't matter because I have you!"
Jungkook playfully slaps his arm "Stop being so corny" he says with a giggle
"You're gonna have to get used to it"
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Ya'll i'm sorry this was such a shit chapter. I literally have no time to write anymore bc of school and all that so i'm really sorry! Especially since this is such a late update
But i thought this was kinda cute? With all the scenarios idk
