3 days ago
Army: Alright I have my manual! My informative source!
Aloha: Haha your manual is useless~
Army: NO IT ISN'T! JUST BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK DURING THE BATTLE WITH EMPEROR DOES NOT MEAN IT WON'T FOR THE NEXT CUP!
Skull: ... Why are you typing in caps?
Aloha: Haha, I was just joking, army! Why do you always take things literally?
Mask: Oh god why the fuck I am here
Aloha: Mask, how are you~
Mask: Fucking terrible because of you.
Skull: Cheer up Mask, we have some things to discuss.
Mask: Like?
Army: (At Aloha) I just do.... I'm a soilder not a jokester
Aloha: Oky Doky~
Skull: Alright. Alright. We have to discuss the up-coming cup.
Army: Fascinating!
Mask: A cup?
Aloha: We are going to throw a party if we'll win~ 🎵
Mask: No we won't, idiot
Skull: Here's the deal lads. You know how I showed you the photo of the "X-Blood" team?
Aloha: Oh yeah those guys! They don't seem so scary~
Mask: Fucking hell, you don't know that yet
Army: They appear to be really, really good at ranked which is what the cup will be based upon!
Aloha: They're not as fast as me~
Mask: Are you dumb? We couldn't get close to Emperor how are we supposed to beat this X-Blood team
Army: You really don't know yet... we haven't seen a match yet of theirs!
Aloha: Confidence is everything! Don't you learn that in school~
Mask: What the flying fuck
Army: I don't need confidence if I have my manual
Mask: ......
Skull: Guys, hold up.
Army: Yeah?
Skull: The leader of the x-blood... and his other companion, Omega.. we knew eachother before.
Aloha: Huh?
Mask: Seriously... what is this mess.
Army: Shut it for a bit! Our leader's typing!
Skull: Way before I met you guys, me and the leader, whose name is Vintage, and, Omega, were both in a team.
Aloha: What was the fourth person~?
Skull: Aviators.
Army: Why haven't you told us this before?
Skull: Obvious reasons. Want to keep this anoymous. Vintage, the leader, is extremely power-hungry for his own good.
Mask: Awch.
Aloha: We can earse them out if we go against them, yeah?
Mask: Dude, we don't know yet. How much should we say that to you?
Skull: Vintage is pretty godly at the splatling. That's all I can really say.
Army: I have information on splatlings! Which one is it?
Aloha: I'm quite fast... I think~
Skull: The ballpoint.
Army: Interesting...
Skull: So is everyone up for this...?
Mask: For the cup? Fucking yes, I've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use this damn carbon roller.
Aloha: Yeah~
Army: Yes!
Skull: Then let's do this. Let's try something new.
Army: What if Team Blue joins in?
Mask: Curse Em'. They are not completely invincible.
Aloha: Have fun~
Mask: Seriously? Ranked's shit full of competive players not casual.
Skull: Yeah, but having fun is essential. Remember that.
Army: And if we don't win, we'll still have good tasting curry.
Mask: That doesn't sound so bad now..
Skull: That's the spirit. Let's plan some strategies now.
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Note; the next chapter is going to be about n-pacer and emperor's direct messages and then we'll be back to the general logs! I want to give some backstory to this!
