General Log #11 (1/3)

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Note: a week has passed since X-Blood's defeat. Gloves accidentally invites a random person to the chat. Odd stuff happen

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2pm

Emperor: Why is nobody online?

Skull: We're all online, we just have nothing to report.

Mask: Me and Bobble are playing a game together!!

Emperor: Great. I completed another shift at Crusty Sean's!

Skull: There isn't much to do now that the tournament has ended and there won't be one for a while.

Vintage: That is lame.

Rider: Do you think they're wizards, Vintage? Do you think they are going to spawn tournaments at random?

Emperor: Hey Rider

Rider: Everyone in this chatroom gives me brain damage 

Vintage: I'm not even saying that. Are you always grumpy?

Gloves: SUp

Gloves: IT SEEMS AS IF THIS CHATROOM NEEDS MORE COMEDIC RELIEF

Gloves: And I will provide

Vintage: Was it really necessary to send 3 messages instead of one?

Gloves: Dude you always add like dots to your messages and you sound like an old man which is lamer 

Gloves: Just go crazy like me 

Emperor: I like how we have no idea of what we are supposed to say anymore

Vintage: You have no idea of how many brain cells they have taken off me.

Gloves: They WHAT

Gloves: I'm sorry,,,,, but I've never had any in the first place

Rider: Can confrim! You and Goggles are the masterminds behind pure idioticy 

Skull: Yepsie

Emperor: Could join their cult

Vintage: Are you seriously going to let them take your life force like this?

Emperor: This implies I've had control of myself in the past bwahah

Skull: Are you enjoying chatting with your new friends, Vintage?

Vintage: No please get me out of here. I want to be a bitch like I used to be

Gloves: Oh cod please don't remind me 

Gloves: I have bad memories.. of the....

Gloves: The 😬

Rider: There ya go. He lost his mind!

Skull: Vintage?

Vintage: Yes?

Skull: What are you going to do now?

Vintage: What do you mean? I am in your living room nailed on the wall.

Emperor: Wait is he serious

Gloves: Sounds fun

Gloves: Don't think I'd like that for myself but

Goggles: VINTAGE CAN I JOIN YOU

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