General Log #2

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9am

Rider: Everyone better be goddamn asleep or else I'll crush another random inkling in a moment.

Goggles: Rider but it's 9am! it's time for battles to begin!

Blazer: (At Rider) We are going to the square today! Better join us!

Rider: You think I won't? I'll be there by fucking 11am!

Aloha: I'll be there too~ 🎵

Headphones: Good morning friends!

Mask: Friends? I barely know you!

Aloha: Hey masky, how is it going~ 🎵

Mask: I do not wish to be alive anymore, that's what.

Emperor: The king is awake.

Skull: Oh well, good morning guys.

Aloha: Mask how was bobblehat and you last night~🎵

Mask: We played video games but that is it, so none of less you sicko.

Aloha: It probably was more~🎵

Mask: Wow fuck you

Bobblehat: It was fun! Mask showed me how to play this arcade game and I had some laugh with Full-Moon!

Full-Moon Glasses: I was giggling like an anime girl when bobble and mask were near each-other :>

Mask: Yeah, and it was really dreadful.

Headphones: So in other words are you guys.... friends now?

BobbleHat: I won't say friends....

Mask: Well, I hate her a bit less.

Rider: Bobblehat's actually nice, there's no way anyone would dislike her.

Skull: There's a lot of cool people here, like aviators, army etc 

Mask: Army fell asleep on the couch yesterday, pathetic.

Aloha: He's still sleeping too... maybe I should wake him up~ 🎵

Army: I am awake! Just laying down....

Goggles: Haha did he like ate too much of his curry? 

Mask: Oh, he has made PLENTY of plates

Army: Captain makes as much curry, as usual!

Emperor: And the king has never tried it. Sad.

Army: You have never asked!

Emperor: A king always need a piece without asking.

Mask: So we back on this episode now?

Skull: The tournament is today, Emperor are you doing this?

Emperor: I'll see. I have no particular interest in ranked however...

Rider: I'm tied too... but if I go against Emperor again I'll crush him!

Goggles: What if you both crush eachother... XD

Emperor: Pfft, dodge-rolling is my way to go.

Backwards: Morning!

Mask: Goodbye

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