Yesterday was an amazing and surprising day. So when I went home I slept like a log. Then I woke up to hear the birds chirping. It was so nice I decided it was gonna be a calm day. Sike.Actually this morning was all but calm. I woke to my alarm blaring in my ears. Downstairs I heard rushing footsteps and yelling. I got up sighing at the chaos. I went to the bathroom to take a quick shower and brush my teeth. While doing so I didn't realize what Kura and Mada had in store.
I walked into the shower enjoying the warm water. When I felt a rush of cold water on me.
"What the fuck!?" I yelled trying to shake off the cold water.
I heard two people laughing. I looked out and saw Kura and Mada. I was pissed off. So I grabbed my towel and smacked them with it. I heard the sickening crack when it hit their skin. Then the yelp right afterwards too. I smiled in satisfaction and continued my shower.
I got out of the shower. My toothbrush was in my mouth. As I brushed my teeth I noticed someone creeping up behind me. I turned around and noticed Hashi. Pie in his hand he charged and landed it right in my face. I squealed and tried to duck but I couldn't. I sighed in defeat.
He ran off laughing hold a picture. I just finished brushing my teeth. I then cleaned my face of any evidence of the pie. I walked in my room. There sitting on my bed was Tobi.
"You better fucking not!!" I yelled at him. He looked at me in mock confusion.
"What ever do you mean Naru?" He said faking innocence.
"Fuck off Tobi." I say in a demanding voice.
As I walked over to my closet. I opened the doors to get changed. As I opened them. Well I got sucker punched in the face.
'THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE!!'
"Tobirama!!!" I yelled at him. He got up and started running. Hashirama, Kurama and Madara followed pursuit. I growled at them and chased them down. It was only 5:00 in the morning. So, I knew this game of theirs was trying to get me late. Yet they didn't realize. I already knew about Kakashi. He is always late.
But they don't need to know that. Right now they all need to know they are just going to die. I chased them all down. Madara was hiding in a tree. While Hashirama hid inside a tree. Kurama hid inside a pond. He said that he panicked and to give him another try. Tobirama ran onto our roof and sat. He was watching everyone get captured.
Lets just say that they all regretted what they did. While they were being beaten up by me. I made a clone and made breakfast. The clone taking over. When breakfast was ready I stopped beating them. I then put the food on the table. I walked over to them. Calling out to them.
"Get up guys. Breakfast is ready." I tell them. They looked at me like sad puppies.
"Don't give me that look. You guys started it." I tell them and they sighed. They all got up and headed to the kitchen. They sat down. While I brought some tea over. I put it down and gave them all a drink. I then sat down and started eating. I looked up to see them staring at the food.
"Will you just eat? I didn't poison it or anything!" I yelled at them.
They calmly started eating their food. I sighed at them and finished eating. I got up and washed my dishes. Then went into my room to get dressed. Forgetting that I'm still in a towel.
'They always have to distract me. I was just running around in my fucking towel! Those bastards! Why did they have to that shit!? If I didn't have Kakashi as my sensei I'd be fucked!'
I get to my room and slam my door shut growling. I get to my closet and change into my ninja outfit. Making sure I had all my weapons on me. I looked myself in the mirror deciding whether I should do the henge or not. Finally, I decided I wouldn't do the henge.
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Sorry not Sorry
FanfictionWe all know and love Naruto Uzumaki. Yes? Yet do we really know him? The real Naruto? No, apparently we don't. Naruto Uzumaki wasn't called the most unpredictable ninja for nothing. Turns out our Naruto wasn't who he really was. A little bit of dece...