fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY tWo

professional stalkers 🤩

shortstack:
okay listen up bitches i'm in charge this time
so i don't think keonhee and seoho are going to the movies because keonhee doesn't watch movies unless it's about an animated rubber chicken idfk the bitch is two

sloppyoungjoe:
wow babe you're so commanding it's hot 🤩

myeongie:
ew you guys are gross

kingsejong:
okay you dumb fucks who is going to stalk those two bitches

myeongie:
did you just-

sloppyoungjoe:
he did-

shortstack:
ohmygod
you actually-
they're your parents geonhak

kingsejong:
yeah yeah shut up bitch are we going to stalk them or not

myeongie:
wow what happened to our innocent and sweet geonhak who everyone is whipped for

kingsejong:
g o n e

sloppyoungjoe:
ah i know what this is about
you're mad that dongju teased you about your maenggu impersonation aren't you

kingsejong:
😤😤😡

shortstack:
oh no they're fighting
you gays are the one couple that i don't hate with all my heart
nononono make up now

kingsejong:
i'm still angry 😡
he's the one who insisted on seeing my impression and he mocked me 😡
😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

shortstack:
fine i'll talk to the bitch

hwanwoong and dongju

shortstack:
okay listen up bitch
you're going to apologize to geonhak
the boy is in love with you for goodness sakes get over your fucking ego and make up already
reply you dumbass you're always online 24/7 and nOw yOu aReNt
uGhUGhUgH

(10 minutes later)

snowwhite:
hi

shortstack:
OH NOW HE COMES

snowwhite:
well unlike you lazy asses i was busy stalking them

myeongie:
i knew we were forgetting something
shit

snowwhite:
anygays
they didn't go to the movies big shock :0
they went underwear shopping
i don't even want to know what kinky shit they're into
you should see the underwear they bought it's fAnCy

sloppyoungjoe:
what the fuck
i'm going to have nightmares tonight
ewww

snowwhite:
i'm scared
also hwanwoong why did you text me
wait i should probably read the messages i'll know why
i just read all the messages above too
oh
geonhak baby i'm so sorry i was just teasing i didn't know it would hurt you im so sorry 🥺🥺
i love you

kingsejong:
i love you too 🥺
can we cuddle

snowwhite:
i would love to but i have to stalk
but i promise i will once i'm done
i'll make brownies 🥺

kingsejong:
yay 🥺

shortstack:
aww see how cute you gays are

snowwhite:
thank you uwu 🥺
i love you too
i love all of you
even dongmyeong🥺
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
wait omg stalking time they're out
ok so they're going to brew your soul :O
are they going to make out in the washroom :0
wait they stole lemons
how did they steal lemons-
okay they just grabbed a pair of really lacy boxers
are they-
the made it into a slingshot
how-
i'm really weirded out im going to run now
i'm scared
i threw a rubber chicken at them
they didn't see me luckily
poor dongmyeong though
hA he will be the one getting the blame
hAhA

myeongie:
i don't like you

kingsejong:
exactly
i don't like dongju
i love him :D

sloppyoungjoe:
that's so cliche uGh

shortstack:
okay but why were they slingshotting lemons or whatever
its kinda pointless because it's keonhee and seoho but why not i'm curious
i'm going to ask them

snowwhite:
okay but don't be too obvious

rubber chickens are superior

shortstack:
why were you gays slingshotting lemons with underwear or whatever dongju saw you both

snowwhite:
way to be subtle
but yeah i'm curious too

momheehee:
you guys weren't supposed to see
anygays its seoho and i
that's your answer

kingsejong:
but that's kinda weird mom but i still love you 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
my child 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
oh so geonhak has changed now hasn't he
interesting interesting

myeongie:
why am i imagining you stroking your chin rn saying that

tumblingelsa:
we wanted to try something new alright thanks

myeongie:
we'll find out the real reason one day 👀

kingsejong:
okay okay all of you stop i want my little princess to cuddle me come over dongju please 🥺

snowwhite:
open your door i have brownies 🥺

a/n: wow okay this took me forever to write i hope you enjoyed this chapter. i'm counting down the days till december 18th the boys look amazing it should be illegal i'm scared yet really excited for this japanese single send help 😭😭😭