fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY nInE

myeongie:
i should've known
i almost broke my butt

sloppyoungjoe:
how can someone break their butt
it's just fleshy there
you should speak correctly you can't 'break' a butt

myeongie:
i can do anything with my butt it's my wish so shut up 😤

shortstack:
yall please stop i'm getting visions of dongmyeongs butt and it ain't pretty
i'm traumatised

momheehee:
why are you envisioning dongmyeongs butt even-
nvm you're yeo hwanwoong so

snowwhite:
why do we always drift off of topic here
anygays
why tf were yall throwing rubber chickens at each other with alouette and shit like what's going on even-
is it like a triple date or something?

myeongie:
nO

cyaaaa:
yes

myeongie:
NO

cyaaaa:
yes

myeongie:
no

cyaaaa:
no

myeongie:
YES
NO WAIT
I MEAN
NO

tumblingelsa:
i can't believe you fucking fell for that smfh

sloppyoungjoe:
so he's just gonna be reading the messages and not reply now
the definition of a panicked gay im telling you

momheehee:
istg

shortstack:
anygays do any of yall have plans tomorrow night
youngjo and i got dinner reservations but youngjo had to mess up and now we have a table for six instead of two

momheehee:
free food 🤩🤩🤩🤩

shortstack:
sure i guess youngjo and i will be treating you gays tomorrow i guess

momheehee:
FREE 🤩🤩 FOOD 🤩🤩

shortstack:
so are you coming or not...

momheehee:
FREE 🤩🤩🤩 FOOD 🤩🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
yeah he's coming
he's high on the thought of free food

momheehee:
BABE LETS TAKE SOME OF THE FOOD HOME TO MICROWAVE
FREE FOOD THAT IS MICROWAVED 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
CAN THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER

kingsejong:
HI MOM 🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
IT JUST DID 🤩🤩🤩
HI DARLING

snowwhite:
free food but geonhak and i won't be able to make it 😞
we're going roller skating tomorrow

momheehee:
child :'(
it's okay

sloppyoungjoe:
so who's coming
myeong and giwook?

myeongie:
it's a date i don't have a boyfriend so i'm not going and i'm too lazy to get a date giwook is not my boyfriend so i'm not coming i don't have a boyfriend and i'm busy tomorrow because it's my plants 789th birthday so i'm making him some pudding okay bye

tumblingelsa:
okay he's weird

snowwhite:
wbk

shortstack:
hey i have an idea
i'll ask mingi and yunho to come with us

momheehee:
ALOUETTE DUDES 🤩
YESYES INTELLECT

sloppyoungjoe:
k i just messaged yunho and he said that he and mingi are free yay

shortstack:
okay yall so please come in decent outfits tomorrow
and keonhee istg if you talk about microwaves in front of alouette dudes i will not hesitate to flush your head

momheehee:
ouch
how dare you
after all i did for you

shortstack:
do you want free food or not

momheehee:
hwanwoong darling 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

a/n: i've kinda run out of ideas tbh and the only thing i'm holding on to is giwook and myeong lmao. anygays i hope you liked this chapter and be ready because it'll get more chaotic