fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY sIx

myeongie:
i can't believe this
y'all are a disgrace

cyaaaa:
i'm confused.
we never stalked you myeong

myeongie:
bitch
this is youngjo

kingsejong:
oh
could you please give the phone back to myeong just for a minute

myeongie:
k
yeah what?

kingsejong:
RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOT

myeongie:
oh okay

snowwhite:
how am i even related to that thing

kingsejong:
it surprises all of us darling

cyaaaa:
excuse you
myeongs amazing

kingsejong:
*cough* gay *cough*
just admit it that you gays have a thing for each other

cyaaaa:
my platypus is giving birth whoops gtg

snowwhite:
and the saga continues
babe are you free tomorrow

kingsejong:
it's your birthday so obviously
i'm not going to work either

snowwhite:
WAIT ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW WOW

kingsejong:
aw don't tell me you forgot your own birthday princess

snowwhite:
i almost did :(
but thanks to you i didn't hakkie :D

kingsejong:
i just want to cuddle but unfortunately i'm on my break at work so :((

snowwhite:
aw it's okay
i love you

kingsejong:
i love you too princess
oh my god you both are so cute

snowwhite:
i'm sorry?

kingsejong:
oh sorry i should've introduced myself
i'm hoyoung :) i work with geonhak
i swear he never stops talking about you

snowwhite:
aw well i'm glad to hear that
it's nice to meet you hoyoung

kingsejong:
aw same here
geonhak had to use the restroom so he asked me to keep you company i hope you don't mind

snowwhite:
no not at all

myeongie:
y'all do realize that this is a pubic gc right
DAMN WHY DO I ALWAYS TYPE THAT WRONG I MEANT PUBLIC*

kingsejong:
oml i almost got weirded out for a second there

cyaaaa:
nah don't worry you'll get weirded out even more later
this is nothing just try reading our conversations istg

kingsejong:
nah it's fine i have a set of crazy friends too
especially this guy minchan ohmygod he's mad
well geonhaks here so i'm giving the phone back to him byeeee

snowwhite:
bye hoyoung :D

myeongie:
byeeeee

cyaaaa:
adios

kingsejong:
hi i'm back

myeongie:
cool
i'm hiding in brew your soul

kingsejong:
WAIT WHAT

myeongie:
yeah just look under

15 minutes later

snowwhite:
i should probably go check in on them they haven't replied in over 15 minutes

cyaaaa:
k

snowwhite:
oh shit
geonhak fainted
he's drinking mango juice now

cyaaaa:
ohmygod
he should be drinking a glucose supplement or something it could be because of dehydration or sheer terror coupled with anxiety

snowwhite:
...what
or it could be because your boyfriend scared him to death

cyaaaa:
he's your twin dumbass
oh btw i forgot to tell you this
while you and geonhak were putting your tongues in each other's mouths
youngwoong almost got kicked out

snowwhite:
let me guess.
they were either making out under the table or trying to make keonhee cry by telling him horror stories about microwaves

cyaaaa:
close
they belly danced on the table

snowwhite:
i should've guessed that
what dumbasses

cyaaaa:
aren't they your parents or something

snowwhite:
not anymore
i've disowned them

cyaaaa:
sad
btw im in brew your soul

snowwhite:
oh okay cool
i see you now

myeongie:
tf-

cyaaaa:
SON DONGMYEONG YOU BETTER GET YOUR WRINKLY LITTLE ASS HERE OR I SWEAR I WILL SHOVE A RUBBER CHICKEN DOWN YOUR THROAT

myeongie:
YOU JUST COMPLEMENTED ME BY TELLING MY ASS WAS CUTE YESTERDAY WHAT HAS COME OVER YOU

kingsejong:
*cough*

snowwhite:
*chokes on gay*

cyaaaa:
I FOUND YOU

myeongie:
GAYS HELP YOUNGJOE IS CHASING ME WITH A BOWLING PIN

poor myeong.