fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOrTy fOuR

idk if i should even mention this anymore but like mentions of sex or smth idek at this point ik most of us would just read hardcore smut even if we were 12 or something cause i know i did when i was that age 😳

sloppyyoungjoe:
an ambulance just came over
it took us 15 minutes for them to understand that it was a cheese ring
thanks a lot dongju

snowwhite:
anytime

tumblingelsa:
i bought the ring
okay so don't let tiny know try to surprise him with a romantic dinner or something

shortstack:
that does sound like a good idea

tumblingelsa:
thank you tiny you at least appreciate my ideas unlike your belly dancing buddy
wait
shit

sloppyyoungjoe:
YEAH SHIT
YOU BIG TURD

momheehee:
what did you just call my husband

sloppyyoungjoe:
SEOHO YOU ANGEL THANK YOU YOURE THE SWEETEST

momheehee:
good
bitch

myeongie:
idek why i bothered to read these messages

cyaaaa:
ikr
eh let's continue cuddling get off of your phone

myeongie:
okay 🥰

kingsejong:
CUTE

snowwhite:
CUTEE

shortstack:
CUTEEE

sloppyyoungjoe:
cute

kingsejong:
WHY DID YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU DUMBASS

sloppyyoungjoe:
i wasn't talking about them
i was talking about my finance
FIANCÉ*

momheehee:
i-

shortstack:
dongju
did you tell that ambulance dude that youngjoe and i belly danced

snowwhite:
i mean they asked what the emergency was and i started talking about you two
it may have popped up once or twice

sloppyyoungjoe:
oh really cause he just asked us if we could give him belly dancing lessons

snowwhite:
you said yes didn't you

shortstack:
no

snowwhite:
oh okay then

sloppyyoungjoe:
WHY WOULD WE SAY YES

snowwhite:
cause yall are youngwoong

shortstack:
true

an hour later

myeongie:
okay so youngjoe just gave shorty a non edible ring
thank god he didn't swallow it i had the ambulance on speed dial
but not that belly dancing dude because let him live because youngwoong are sinners yk
okay so
shorty started crying
aw they're kissing
it's kinda cute
but i'm not watching anymore cause shorty might ride youngjoe again and i'm not ready for that