fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOrTy sEvEn

shortstack:
why did you do this
kEoNhEe

snowwhite:
*cue gasping*

myeongie:
i'm so proud :')

momheehee:
wdyM
i never did that
istg you're the worst detectives

sloppyoungjoe:
well we don't believe you

tumblingelsa:
oml babe we don't have to hear them moan 😭😭😭😭 ty
you're an angel

momheehee:
you're the bigger angel

tumblingelsa:
ily

momheehee:
ily too😭
but i didn't do it

sloppyoungjoe:
keonhee
we know you did it
and we were thinking of getting you a new microwave

momheehee:
WHAT
GIVE IT TO ME
I WANT A NEW MICROWAVE
I SWEAR I DIDNT DO IT

tumblingelsa:
I BELIEVE HIM

sloppyoungjoe:
of course you would

kingsejong:
ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP
DONT BLAME MOM
IT WAS ME
GET MOM A NEW MICROWAVE
IT WAS ME
SO FUCKING SHUT UP

cyaaaa:
my my my how the turns have tabled

snowwhite:
GIWOOK
WHY
JUST WHY
also hakkie oml
I LOVE YOU ANGEL THANK YOU

kingsejong:
of course princess 🥺

sloppyoungjoe:
okay but why did you do that

kingsejong:
i knew you two would get horny real soon and y'all would probably make a lot of noise and traumatize princess
i did it to protect him 🥺

shortstack:
okay but i cant argue with that
that's a genuine reason

snowwhite:
aw hakkie

momheehee:
THATS MY SON
HE ALWAYS CARES ABOUT OTHERS
HES SO SELFLESS HE HAS MINE AND SEOHOS TRAITS IM SO HAPPY

myeongie:
selfless my ass
i mean
by all means please continue

momheehee:
mhm that's better
so what now

sloppyoungjoe:
i have an idea

tumblingelsa:
NO
JOE DONT YOU DARE
YOU LITTLE-
YOU FUCKING ZEBRA

momheehee:
lmao myeong and giwook you're so done you just left

myeongie:
i still don't get why we're texting WHEN WE WERE ALL IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM

momheehee:
idek it's fun
istg i pity those who read what goes on in this gc
anygays
YOUNGJOE YOU FUCKING ZEBRA
DONGJU IS LITERALLY HIDING IN MY SONS CHEST RN IN FEAR
oh wait nvm it isn't fear 😳
i'm not going to look there now-

myeongie:
wait what did joe do
don't tell me they did it again

tumblingelsa:
well it's related to that