fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY sIx

kingsejong:
tell him to stop
please
i can't take it anymore
he's become a cannibal

momheehee:
child what happened DID ANYONE HURT MY PRECIOUS HAKKIE I WILL MICROWAVE THEM AND CHOKE THEM WITH MY MARACAS

kingsejong:
it's dongju 😭
i'm scared
he keeps blasting a french song about bird dismemberment and keeps singing it at the top of his lungs
every. two. hours.
he has a timer and everything
i get it that he wants to learn french really bad but he's trying to kill me 😭

tumblingelsa:
why is he a cannibal though

kingsejong:
i was going to get to that part
okay so he kept playing it right and i got fucking annoyed
and when i told him really nicely to stop
he
bit
me
my pinkie is red and it has teeth marks

shortstack:
i'm so sorry hak it must be because of jo
he's doing the same thing
father and son bonding i guess😔
but youngjo doesn't bite me
he smacks my ass instead

momheehee:
i didn't need to know that

tumblingelsa:
what did you do to him
he's listening the french song
he's going crazy
i'm scared

kingsejong:
ohmygod parent take care of yourself
poor mom :'(

cyaaaa:
what's up with this spam

myeongie:
seriously so much spam istg

snowwhite:
ALOUETTE
GENTILLE ALOUETTE
ALOUETTE
JE TE PLUMERAI

momheehee:
JE TE PLUMERAI LE TETE
JE TE PLUMERAI LE TETE

sloppyoungjoe:
ET LA TETE ET LA TETE
ALOUETTE ALOUETTE
AHHHHHHHHH

tumblingelsa:
EVERYONE EVACUATE THEY ARE POSSESSED BY ALOUETTE
RUN RUN RUN

shortstack:
YOUNGJO JUST SMACKED MY ASS
ITS FUCKING RED
HES HOLDING MY LEGS WHAT

myeongie:
IS THERE A RUBBER CHICKEN NEARBY
PERHAPS ON YOUR SOFA OR NEXT TO THE TV OR FOUR INCHES SOUTHWEST AT A 47 DEGREE ANGLE FROM WHERE YOURE SITUATED

tumblingelsa:
WHAT

shortstack:
OKAY I MANAGED TO GET AWAY YALL
YOUNGJO IS SINGING ALOUETTE AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IM TERRIFIED I CAN HEAR IT FROM HERE AND IM OUT OF THE HOUSE
WAIT
I CAN SEE HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW
HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF
HES SINGING ALOUETTE IN HIS BOXERS
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOYFRIEND
also myeong is your hobby hiding rubber chickens randomly in my house
like seriously i found a rubber chicken once in the drawer where i keep things

myeongie:
why are you shy
tell them about your 'things' woong

tumblingelsa:
yes tell us 👀

cyaaaa:
omg ew i think i know what it is

myeongie:
what do you mean

cyaaaa:
i'm too young for this

myeongie:
you're not too young for shortys drawer of severed ken dolls
i'm not even kidding he has like 26 PAIRS of legs i was scared

shortstack:
stfu myeong

kingsejong:
wait i just realized something
dongjus your kid
and dongmyeongs his twin
which makes dongmyeong your kid too

tumblingelsa:
OHMYGOD

momheehee:
JE TE PLUMERAI LE BEC
JE TE PLUMERAI LE BEC

myeongie:
stfu keonhee

momheehee:
LE TELL LE YOUR LE CHILD LE TO LE CONTROL LE HIS LE MOUTH LE
ALOUETTE GENTILLE ALOUETTE
ALOUETTE JE TE PUMERAIIIIII

cyaaaa:
IM SCARED

sloppyoungjoe:
hi gays
hwanwoong babe where did you go i love you so much please don't leave me you're the best thing that ever happened to me i'm so sorry if i hurt you if you don't want to be with me that's fine it's okay i understand you deserve better so okay i still love you goodbye

tumblingelsa:
what just happened

shortstack:
YOUNGJO WTF YOU THINK I WOULD FUCKING LEAVE YOU I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUMBASS GET BACK HERE IM COMING HOME

sloppyoungjoe:
WELL I LOVE YOU TOO DUMBASS

momheehee:
i'm confused what's going on
seoho where are you 🥺

tumblingelsa:
IM COMING SWEETIE

snowwhite:
HAKKIE WHERE ARE YOU 😭

kingsejong:
open youngjoes door 🥺

cyaaaa:
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

momheehee:
control your language giwook you're the youngest one here don't grow up so fast

sloppyoungjoe:
hE iS
wHaT :O

momheehee:
yes you hoe
and you're the oldest here
you old man
do you want me to buy a walking stick for you

snowwhite:
youngjo almost strangled keonhee with his belt
luckily keonhee had his maracas
they're having a showdown in the middle of the room
i'm just eating jellybeans in the corner with hakkie

shortstack:
okay i'm here
where are you ju for goodness sakes

cyaaaa:
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

tumblingelsa:
okay so jo, ju and hee were possessed by a big red bird who was singing about dismembering a lark
and long story short they met up to listen to it together and dance to it idk and they were making a LOT of noise so those tall dudes mingo and yungo went to check in on them because those two are intellectuals

shortstack:
ITS YUNHO AND MINGI DUMBASS

tumblingelsa:
as i was saying
mingo got possessed too but yungo was there to save the day
yungo shut the laptop 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
everyone clap for him what an intellectual 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
👏 👏 👏

shortstack:
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

sloppyoungjoe:
wowowow🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
iNtElLeCt 🤩🤩🤩

tumblingelsa:
okay where tf are myeong and giwook
the amount of hard work i put in describing the entire thing
i'm sad now

snowwhite:
GAYS
MY TWIN SENSES WERE TINGLING
GIWOOK AND DONGMYEONG ARE GONE
I CANT FIND THEM ANYWHERE

a/n: heyheyhey so i hope this sufficed a bit and wow it just gets more chaotic everyday also i'll be including more of ateez too because ateez and oneus are soulmates tyvm lmao and dont worry about myeong and giwook it's just going to get more chaotic okay byebye ily all stream hip <3