fate | ravn x hwanwoong

fOrTy tWo

myeongie:
yeah we've been dating for a few weeks now

kingsejong:
and how tf did you not tell us

myeongie:
it's not something that pops up in a conversation yk

sloppyyoungjoe:
YES IT DOES

snowwhite:
i knew my twin senses were tingling on giwooks birthday
shoot i should've known

kingsejong:
it's okay you did your best princess 🥰

snowwhite:
uwu hakkie can i come over

kingsejong:
my door is always open for you 💕

shortstack:
why are you both so disgustingly cute that i can't help making you my otp

sloppyyoungjoe:
you mean youngwoong isn't your otp
okay i'm sad now bye

shortstack:
NO BABE COME BACK YOUNGWOONG IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ANY OTP

kingsejong:
wow that hurt

shortstack:
stfu gone hack

kingsejong:
DONT YOU DARE

momheehee:
can you all PLEASE FUCKING SHUT UP
not you hakkie you're my angel
BUT PLEASE IM TIRED FROM LAST NIGHT AND MY BACK HURTS SO STOP

myeongie:
oh my god keonhee did you get your period

cyaaaa:
OF COURSE NOT
SEOHO FUCKED HIM DHCU

kingsejong:
can yall please not
these are my parents who you're talking about

tumblingelsa:
no we didn't you horny sinners wtf
we were having a dance battle and keonhee tripped on his easy bake oven and hurt his back

snowwhite:
EASY BAKE OVEN
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MICROWAVE HOW COULD YOU

momheehee:
ARE YOU CRAZY
YOU THINK I WOULD KEEP A MICROWAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM ITS WAY TOO PRECIOUS
WE OBVIOUSLY KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM

kingsejong:
mom are you okay please take care of yourself

momheehee:
yes i am dear thank you
SEE ONLY GEONHAK AND SEOHO CARE ABOUT ME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

myeongie:
why is your microwave in the bedroom

momheehee:
oh come on it's basic common sense
if someone breaks into the house, they'll obviously only come for the microwave
keeping it in the bedroom enables us to keep an eye on it

cyaaaa:
us
that means yall sleep together

tumblingelsa:
yes.
is that a problem.

cyaaaa:
not at all

tumblingelsa:
good.

snowwhite:
anygays that was wonderful
but can we get back to the topic of myeong and giwook

cyaaaa:
okay so myeong came to my house on my birthday to 'personally' deliver my birthday gift
the lazy ass forgot to buy one so he kissed me
and i kissed him back
and then stuff happened you get the point

snowwhite:
no i don't.
what happened next

kingsejong:
babe i don't think you'd want to know

snowwhite:
no i do
tell me

myeongie:
uh i then took him to the mall to choose his own birthday gift
little bitch had to choose such an expensive one but it was his birthday so it was okay

momheehee:
what did you buy him

cyaaaa:
uh it isn't that relevant
anygays he then took me for dinner
i asked him to be my boyfriend
and he actually said yes
and here we are

myeongie:
yes here we are

tumblingelsa:
aw that's cute

snowwhite:
i'm happy for you myeong and giwook you two deserve love

cyaaaa:
thank you 🥰

myeongie:
that was actually really sweet ju ty
GAYS
GAYS
GAYS
OHMYGOD

momheehee:
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT 
OHMYGOD

myeongie:
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN JOE WAS SAD ABOUT THE OTP THING
TURNS OUT HE JUST PRETENDED SO THAT SHORTY CAME TO HIS HOUSE

kingsejong:
what did he do

snowwhite:
HE IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE WITH A SMALL BOX IN HIS HAND
WHAT DO YOU THINK

cyaaaa:
OHMYGOD
BELLY DANCING BUDDY BRACELET
THATS A HUGE STEP IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP OML

myeongie:
SHORTY STARTED CRYING AND PUT IT ON
GIWOOK YOU IDIOT ITS NOT A BELLY DANCING BRACELET
YOUNGWOONGS GETTING MARRIED

surprise modu girip baksu hala hala

hi everyone. so i'm actually not joking this time i'm planning to end fate in a few more chapters and i just wanted to thank you all in advance for all the votes and reads and comments. you all are the sweetest people ever and give me the motivation to write and i'm just really grateful. tbh i did not expect so many reads and i am fucking thrilled that you gave this a chance no matter how weird it got. i'm still going to be writing though, i'm currently writing another book called cute along with fate which is keonhee x seoho (wow self promo) so if you ever get the chance then please check it out, it's a bit less crackheaded but it will get crazy from time to time so yeah that's it i guess and ily all.