fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY fOuR

cyaaaa:
who tf are you

snowwhite:
it's dongju you dumb fuck

cyaaaa:
oh okay hi dongju
did dongmyeong reply?
he's cute yk i like him

snowwhite:
this is a gc giwook and myeongs in it

cyaaaa:
fu ck

momheehee:
just make out already you horny gays

sloppyoungjoe:
*chants*

kingsejong:
*waves hands in air*

tumblingelsa:
gae gae reggae man

shortstack:
seoho the actual fuck-

sloppyoungjoe:
that was horrible
oops my baby just choked brb

momheehee:
baby huh 👀👀
hwanwoong is youngjos bA bY

tumblingelsa:
bA bEE

snowwhite:
bumble bee

kingsejong:
why does this conversation always drift off topic
anygays
mom i microwaved a water balloon yesterday it was fu N

momheehee:
🤩M🤩Y 🤩C🤩H🤩I🤩L🤩D🤩

cyaaaa:
can someone tell me what's going on here

snowwhite:
long story short myeongs being a panicked gay

momheehee:
when tf is he not one

sloppyoungjoe:
true
we should throw a rubber chicken at him sometimes yk

tumblingelsa:
oh so you're back
is shorty still alive

shortstack:
fuck you

cyaaaa:
who's shorty?

tumblingelsa:
hwanwoong
his boyfriend is youngjo
they both made out in the washroom of the new coffee place

cyaaaa:
...ok...

kingsejong:
i microwaved a watermelon mom are you proud

momheehee:
🤩i🤩love🤩you🤩child🤩
how does it taste

kingsejong:
oh i didn't taste it
i smashed it though :D
almost burnt my hand but dongju took care of me he's amazing 🥺

tumblingelsa:
CHILD BE CAREFUL WE ADORE YOU
also dongju thank you 🥺
youngjo and hwanwoong we need to sit down and have a discussion about our childrens' future
it seems they want to be with each other
and keonhee and i want to meet dongjus parents
we approve of dongju he's a good match for our little boy
shall we set a date?

sloppyoungjoe:
you're taking this a little too seriously yk-

snowwhite:
all of you stfu
i have tea
and oh my my my my my my
y'all want 👀

momheehee:
um yeS

snowwhite:
so giwook came over
myeong was being a panicked gay again
he closed the door on giwooks face lol
but giwook came through the back door and was sitting on myeongs bed
and he started reading his diarY i'm crying
he screamed
and he jumped out of myeongs window
and myeong still doesn't know what happened lmao wtf did he write
i was following giwook the entire time and he didn't notice it lmao what an idiot

myeongie:
you're fucking dead

snowwhite:
shit
shitshitshitshit

kingsejong:
babe look outside your window i've come to save you

myeongie:
no you aren't i'll get there

shortstack:
i don't even know why i'm in this gc anymore
gays i saw this weirdest fruit
it has such a weird name
did you know that gUaVaS exist
who would name a fruit guava it's so weird

sloppyoungjoe:
babe i'm pretty sure all of us know what a guava is-

tumblingelsa:
you don't know what a fucking guava is smh you're so stupid

momheehee:
...i don't know what a guava is either

tumblingelsa:
that isn't your fault babe you're still perfect guava is just a stupid fruit who cares about it it doesn't define your future or whatever you're not stupid you're the smartest person i know 🤩and i'm pretty sure squash would agree

shortstack:
oh wow i'm feeling the love and non partiality here
wait who's squash

tumblingelsa:
our pomeranian
his name is squash
keonhee and i adopted him a week ago
he's geonhaks sibling
you gays didn't know?

sloppyoungjoe:
WAIT WHY SQUASH YOU WERE ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DATING KEONHEE AND ADOPTING A POMERANIAN NAMED SQUASH BUT WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR DOG SQUASH

tumblingelsa:
be happy i didn't fucking name the dog tomato alright

snowwhite:
i just ripped my underwear

a/n: hiiiii okay so i hoped you enjoyed this chapter lol and don't worry it gets more crackheaded than this so get ready
i also want to thank all of you again for 2K reads like omg i did not expect that seriously i can't stop saying how much i love you all 🥺 take care and have a wonderful day you're amazing and beautiful and keep smiling ahhhhh :D