fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tHiRtY tWo

cyaaaa:
so twinnies are going first followed by geonhak and i right

kingsejong:
right
okay giwook come downstairs we're waiting

ten/chittaphon minutes later (forgive me please)

kingsejong:
babe did you reach yet

myeongie:
i'm there along with him yk

kingsejong:
...
babe did you and the parasite reach yet

myeongie:
fuck you

snowwhite:
so
many
flights
of
stairs

kingsejong:
oh no my babie :(
i'm going to sue them for not having any elevators

snowwhite:
...
i just forgot elevators were a thing
myeongs already there
how

myeongie:
because i took the elevator dumbass

snowwhite:
THEN WHO WAS I TALKING TO ON THE WAY UP
THATS WHY YOU WERENT ANSWERING
okay so there's this dude who's really creeped out because he thinks i was talking to the stairs the entire time
i guess he forgot about elevators too
oh well
anygays hakkie we've reached

kingsejong:
okay 🤩
we're leaving now
dongju

snowwhite:
yes hakkie

kingsejong:
did you take the car keys with you

snowwhite:
yeah

kingsejong:
babe
you locked giwook and i in the car
did you play with the buttons on the car key

snowwhite:
its fun but i didn't know what it did so i gave up and put it in my pocket

kingsejong:
okay well babe you and myeong need to come and unlock the door
otherwise giwook and i will starve to death and become skeletons by the next time youngwoong make out in the washroom of the new coffee place

snowwhite:
oh no that's too soon

kingsejong:
yes babe
so please get us out

snowwhite:
alright

5 minutes later

snowwhite:
which button do i press?

kingsejong:
the third one
BABE WHY DID YOU PRESS THE CAR ALARM

snowwhite:
it looked pretty

myeongie:
BITCH THEY LOOK THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE SYMBOLS I-

cyaaaa:
i found chips in the back
i'm going to munch on my found chips now
why is a tall guy coming towards us
this is a parking lot not a costume party
oh wait he's a policeman nvm

15 minutes later

kingsejong:
alright now that we got everything sorted out that the twins weren't trying to rob us
can we leave please

cyaaaa:
we're still locked in here

kingsejong:
ah yeah that's why i'm texting here
myeong can you please unlock the door

myeongie:
where are the car keys

snowwhite:
they're with you right

myeongie:
no they aren't

snowwhite:
they're not with me either

cyaaaa:
i just finished my chips

kingsejong:
WHERE ARE THE CAR KEYS

myeongie:
nvm they're under the car i'll go get it

8(08)minutes later

kingsejong:
how long does it take to get the fucking car keys from under the car

snowwhite:
oh myeong found a cat under the car
its so cute we named it carrot
geonhak can we please adopt him 🥺

kingsejong:
oh that's so cute sure princess
BUT CAN YOU PLEASE GET US OUT OF HERE I KNOW WE LEFT EARLIER THAN PLANNED BUT ITS STILL GETTING LATE

cyaaaa:
i found another packet of chips
i finished eating it
wow i'm still hungry but those chips were good
OOO THERES ANOTHER PACKET HERE BYE BITCHES

myeongie:
i- okay
dongjus getting it now
he got it
he's not giving them to me
HE WANTS TO UNLOCK THE DOOR
yeah goodbye

kingsejong:
BABE YOU DID IT IM SO PROUD
ah it feels good to breathe again
ah yeah GIWOOK WHERE TF ARE YOU I SAW YOU LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO AND NOW YOURE MISSING

cyaaaa:
look behind you

myeongie:
geonhak just died of fear lol
wait WHY AM I STILL TEXTING OH GOD

a/n: first of all the biggest thank you to Mango-Green-Tea for making the awesome cover for fate (and cute but i'll be thanking them in the next chapter for cute lolol) also gays if you look closer you can actually see rubber chickens in the pictures talk about creativity and check out their instagram mango.green.tea and yes again tAlEnT 🤩🤩🤩 anygays i hope you liked this chapter (dongjus so cute i want to cry) and yeah bYe iLY