fate | ravn x hwanwoong

tWeNtY eIgHt

kingsejong:
*slaps hand on table*
now young lady would you tell us why you were making out with giwook

myeongie:
what're you talking about i didn't make out with anyone

kingsejong:
hA
THAT MEANS YOU DID
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ADDRESSING YOU
IT COULDVE BEEN ANYONE
MAYBE YOUNGJOE OR SHORTY
ANYONE

sloppyoungjoe:
why tf would i be making out with giwook he's younger than my son

momheehee:
y'all just making this weirder than it's supposed to be

cyaaaa:
ikr

tumblingelsa:
HES HERE
INTERROGATION TIME
*slaps rubber chicken on table*
now tell me why were you and dongmyeong making out on (random date) at precisely (random time)

snowwhite:
you weren't even there how do you know-

tumblingelsa:
i have my ways👀

shortstack:
they're offline
i can see a lot of things from my balcony surprisingly
they're right below my building
wait wtf they're climbing
THEYRE TRYING TO BREAK IN TO MY HOUSE
i wonder if people can see their desperate asses hanging in the air
wait no?
THEYRE GOING TO THE SECOND FLOOR
WHY ARE THEY GOING TO YONGHOONS HOUSE
SOMEBODYS PANTS FELL DOWN
no wait
ITS A FUCKING RUBBER CHICKEN DONGMYEONG I-
can i just fling myself off the roof

sloppyoungjoe:
BABE DONT SAY THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHAT WILL I EVEN DO WITHOUT YOU OKAY IM GOING TO HAVE A MINI BREAKDOWN BYE I LOVE YOU HWANWOONG

shortstack:
NO JO BABE I WAS JUST JOKING I LOVE YOU TOO SWEETHEART DONT CRY

momheehee:
he's offline

kingsejong:
sad :(
what's gonna go on with giwook and myeong tho

momheehee:
i'm on it

snowwhite:
YALL
SHORTY JUST WENT INTO JOES HOUSE
IM GONNA CLIMB THE WINDOW AND SEE YALL YOUNGWOONG STALKERS RISE

tumblingelsa:
YES🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

kingsejong:
BABE I LOVE YOU TELL ME EVERYTHING

snowwhite:
I LOVE YOU TOO
gays this is really soft though
shorty went inside to see joe crying and then he sat down next to him and wiped off his tears and said that he would never leave him
and then joe kissed him like really soft
and then both of them screamed and jumped on the couch

tumblingelsa:
lemme guess
you threw a rubber chicken at them didn't you
i thought this was going well why

snowwhite:
no actually
well the couch was positioned in such a way that i was right behind them
shorty felt someone breathe on his neck (apart from joe)
and i knew i was caught so i made a weird face when they turned and lmfao they almost got a heart attack
and now i'm currently messaging yall in youngjoes cupboard

momheehee:
what kind of parenting is that even i should have a talk with them
anygays yall want tea or no

sloppyoungjoe:
ju i-
yES yEs i waNT thE tEAaaaaa

momheehee:
...ok...
so i climbed up to that dude yonghoons house right

tumblingelsa:
babe you actually broke in to someone's house but you don't even know them wow-
i'm just falling in love with you more and more each day 🤩🤩🤩

momheehee:
babe i love you 🤩🤩🤩🤩
okay so that dude harin was there too
he and yonghoon are like bffs they paint each other's nails and shit idk
and this really good looking blonde guy was there too i forgot his name
ju myeong told him that you asked daves help to break into your car you have any idea what his name is?

snowwhite:
that's kanghyun

momheehee:
ah okay
anygays
they were split up in teams
and gods this was weird
so the first team was myeong, giwook and yunho
and the second team was yonghoon, harin and kanghyun

shortstack:
where did yunho come from

momheehee:
i'm getting to that
they put alouette on blast and threw rubber chickens at each other
yunho is everyone's saviour which is why he was invited too and he's awesome actually
so anygays both of them lost because someone precisely aimed a loose rubber chicken at them causing myeong and yonghoon to fall over 👀

tumblingelsa:
BABE
YOU INTELLECTUAL
I LOVE YOU

kingsejong:
MOM YOU WONDERFUL WONDERFUL PERSON

sloppyoungjoe:
WOW🤩🤩🤩🤩

shortstack:
IM PROUD OF YOU HEEHEE

myeongie:
well i'm not

momheehee:
shit

a/n: please don't ask me what this was i just woke up and wrote this randomly in my kitchen (where the microwave is located)