fate | ravn x hwanwoong

bOnUs 9

tumblingelsa:
happy birthday youngjo old man
flatulence is a weird word

myeongie:
happy birthday grandpa jo
also I agree, flatulence is a very weird word

momheehee:
flatulence cult 🤩
ok no no I have to control myself
also
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPA 🎉🥳👴

cyaaaa:
I was sleeping
oh okay nvm
happy birthday oldie jo :D
flatulence is weird

snowwhite:
hbd old dude
and tf is flatulence

kingsejong:
HSUCC OLD DUDE
happy birthday youngjo our wonderful grandpa :D
flatulence is fun to say

seven hours later

shortstack:
tf is going on w this flatulence shit now
also
kim youngjo I love you with my whole heart and I dont know what I'd do without you so thank you for existing my beautiful husband 🥺

sloppyoungjoe:
f l a t u l e n c e
also ty for the wishes everyone
and I'm not a fucking grandpa okay stfu

momheehee:
if you say so 👀

snowwhite:
so what did you do so far 👀 you replied after seven hours 👀

kingsejong:
do we really want to know

snowwhite:
good point
hakkie always looking out for me 🥺🤩

momheehee:
so when's the party gays 🤩🤩

shortstack:
what party-

ten minutes later

sloppyoungjoe:
DID KEONHEE AND SEOHO JUST COME OVER W SLEEPING BAGS TF
WAIT THERES SOMETHING MOVING INSIDE ONE OF THE BAGS
NVM FALSE ALARM
WAIT
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING LLAMA IN THE HOUSE
KEONHEE I KNOW YOURE BEHIND THIS

kingsejong:
DONGJU AND I ARE HERE OPEN THE DOOR ITS LOCKED

shortstack:
FOR GOOD MEASURE
THERE'S A LLAMA HERE

myeongie:
IM WAITING OUTSIDE TOO WHERE IS THE LLAMA
I WANNA PET IT

sloppyoungjoe:
OUR HOUSE IS NOT A PETTING ZOO
FIRST THE OSTRICH NOW THE LLAMA

snowwhite:
TYYEYEUSIZHZJAAJSIDIDISI
LET US IN I NEED TO PEE
IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE

shortstack:
OKAY

c

yaaaa:
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

tumblingelsa:
NO IDEA
IM GONNA OPEN THE DOOR NOW

myeongie:
WHY IS DONGJU SCREAMING IN THE BATHROOM NOW DIDNT HE GO TO PEE

snowwhite:
ITS FUN SCREAMING IN THE BATHROOM I LIKE IT

shortstack:
ngl that sounds kinky
OKAY GAYS MOVIE NIGHT IN HONOR OF YOUNGJO
AVENGERS YES

cyaaaa:
YES OMG

8 hours later

sloppyoungjoe:
OKAY THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN
ALSO
KEONHEE
DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY WITH THE CAKE AGAIN

momheehee:
fine you caught me
its in the microwave smh

myeongie:
where else-

shortstack:
okay we have had cake
wait
what's the sleeping arrangement now
youngjo and I only have another bedroom
and then there's the living room two of you can take the couch it expands
you brought sleeping bags right so go crazy then ig lol

momheehee:
okay I say we do a sort of competition to see who wins what
I say rock paper scissors 🤩

kingsejong:
okay 🤩🤩

cyaaaa:
HAHAHAHAHA I WIN I WIN
MYEONG AND I ARE TAKING THE BEDROOM BYE BITCHES

momheehee:
HEHEX I WON NOW
SEOHO AND I WILL BE SLEEPING IN THE KITCHEN
WE NEED TO BE NEXT TO THE MICROWAVE 🤩

tumblingelsa:
yes babe 🤩

myeongie:
okay why are we texting again

kingsejong:
idk
wait oh yeah youngjo is missing
and hwanwoongs in the washroom

snowwhite:
10 bucks they're making out in there

tumblingelsa:
make it 200

momheehee:
MY MAN 🤩
okay those two sinners are at it again
but its joes birthday for another hour let them live

cyaaaa:
eh

two hours later

shortstack:
keonhee I swear if you put your head in the microwave one more time I'll actually slice your head off and microwave it

momheehee:
ooo scary

shortstack:
also let's go to sleep now it was fun

kingsejong:
okay uwu

30 minutes later

myeongie:
y'all cant sleep either right

snowwhite:
horny bitches be going at it again
I can hear them from the fucking room
now
they made out in their washroom
and now they're fucking really loud when there are other people h e r e
soulmates confirmed

momheehee:
wbk

ahhh omg I have no idea what this chapter was even lol sorry I've exhausted all ideas so it's kinda hard to think of something original lolol

also happy youngjo day uwu 🥺💖