[Ship Children as Vines]

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(I just wanna say how sorry I am. There is gonna be a big fat warning of vines that are dead-dead. Like, 100% dead. It is 3:00AM. I'm tired. I was bored, so I made this. This is a joke. Please don't take this seriously. After I post this, I'm gonna see how many people read this and there's gonna be like 50, and that might not seem like a lot. But to me that is a lot! So if this goes well, I might post another one. But I am still sorry for what you are about to read)

[Real Life Math Problems]

Gradient: "Johnny has 19 bottoms of dish soap. And he gives-"

Palette: "Wait, why does Johnny have so many soups?"

Paperjam: "MIND YOUR BUSINESS, PALETTE!"

[Look At All Those...]

[Duck Sounds]

Blueprint: "Look at all those chickens!"

[Still A Piece Of Garbage]

Gradient: "Oh hi, thanks for checking in, i'm still a piece of Garbage. . ."

[Haha I Do That]

[Bluescreen looks at—

Bluescreen: "ɥɐɥɐɥɐ! ı po ʇɥɐʇ

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Bluescreen: "ɥɐɥɐɥɐ! ı po ʇɥɐʇ..."

(Transition: "Hahaha! I do that...")

[Hello|Water Bottle]

[Lotus was sleeping. Rurik then started pooping water on their face]

Lotus: ".....Hello?."

[Where's My Boyfriend?]

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