Milinda of the Archive:
Gaia called a meeting of koala and kala bears, on Kangaroo Island. Sirius sent their agent Silverfox to represent.
Kala Bear Delegate (shouting):
ALL HUMANS MUST DIE FOR KILLING THE TREES.
Koala 1:
That's a bit harsh isn't it? They're not all bad. Can't we all just get along? Perhaps if we asked them to leave the trees alone. I'm sure they'd be reasonable if we asked them nicely.
Koala 2:
I'm tired.
Koala 3:
I'm hungry.
The koala host broke up the meeting for the afternoon. The koalas snoozed but the kalas got bored, went exploring. They found someone's marijuana patch hidden in the bush and so they snacked on the resinous heads.
Kala bears are very fond of marijuana. However, it brings out the worst in them. They went crazy and attacked the snoozing koalas. Silverfox waded into the kala mob, snapping and punching left and right till they gave it up and took off into the bush.
Silverfox copped a pretty bad clawing but he's ok.
Quote: "Scars make me strong."
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FantasyKala bears, wicked mutations of Australia's koala bears (marsupials), are on the rise. Humans were destroying the koala's whole world, their trees. They were powerless to resist until, under pressure, a mutation occurred. Their eyes went from brown...
