The Challenge: Total Madness

Sequester

Last season was insane for me. I finally won a Challenge, becoming the first person to win two different reality competition shows in the US. This season, I am coming in with a different mindset. I want to win, but I am gonna play as dirty as possible. After we won, my fellow competitors watched War of the Worlds 1 and boy were they not happy. They compared notes about War of the Worlds 2 and realized the way I played. Producers asked me if I wanted to return right after competing on Australian Survivor: Champions vs Contenders 2 in between seasons and I said hell yes.

I am not one to turn down an opportunity to compete. I did get tattoos and changed my hair so I am not as recognizable as I was before. I decided to play the way Paulie did to see what it is like to be the villain for once. I have recruited new people to the show, but you will meet them later. I'm excited to see who I have to beat.

I am currently waiting for some friends to come over. We are meeting to get a game plan going for this upcoming season. I hear Christian yell for me and I run to the door.

Christian: B, some of your friends are here.

Brett: Thanks babe.

I open the door and immediately hug Nany.

Nany: Nice place Christian.

Christian: Thanks. Brett and I have everything ready for the squad. I hope one of you wins. I'm buyin drinks for y'all when you do.

Jenny: Sweet.

Josh: I still can't believe you two are friends.

Christian: I guess Brett didn't tell you the news.

In walks Bayleigh, Swaggy, Fessy, Kaycee, and Jay.

Jay: Dude, you're Christian McCaffrey!

Swaggy: What's up dawg?

Christian: Not much guys. It is great to have you here for the week.

Bayleigh: I'm just excited to prepare and get to know you all better.

Fessy: Definitely.

Nany: What news did you have to tell us, Brett?

Brett: The reason why we are at Christian's house is because Christian and I are living together and we both thought it would be best to train for a week here away from everyone.

Josh: What's the agenda?

Brett: We know this season is going to be based on eliminations and battling for independence, so we are going to be training on as many of the past eliminations as possible. Is everyone ok with that?

Nany: During the season, are we voting as a group?

Brett: Yes, but that is where it gets tricky. We will have one person from our alliance in every elimination. The goal is to get as many of our group as possible to the end. Our group does include Kyle and Melissa, but they couldn't make it today. They will be here during the week.

Jay: Are we allowed to talk about you dating Christian?

Brett: Yes. Christian is announcing it the second we are in the Challenge house so we can talk about it as much as we want. No one is to refer to him by his last name.

Jenny: Why?

Christian: I don't want the whole house to use our relationship against him.

Brett: One thing I want to accomplish this season is doing what Paulie did, but doing it better. I just got done with Australian Survivor and I am done trying to be nice in this game. If you guys want to be in the finals with me, then make sure you don't turn on me this season. I am not trying to be a dick, but I am loyal to whoever is loyal to me and when that loyalty is broken, I will end you. Got it? Good. Let's start training.

We start Christian's boot camp and it is nice to see everyone putting in work. I feel like I picked a good group of people to work together. What this group does not know yet is I am going to volunteer to take out every winning vet. The only other person who knows is Jenny which is why we are going to be the leaders of this alliance. Jenny got screwed over last season by Rogan, Dee, and Jordan and I am going to make sure they pay.

I know I just won with them, but that was only because I helped them get there. Did they give me any credit for the win? No. They said they were the three strongest people on the show and would have won without me. That is my goal this season: To win without the help of Jordan, Rogan, Dee, CT, Wes, and Tori. I am going to be civil with Tori, but everyone else is fair game. She has tried talking to me since Jordan removed me from the wedding but I have been ignoring her.

I cannot wait for everyone to see how I have changed in terms of looks and personality. Paulie might try to be the bad boy of the Challenge, but being a bad boy does not mean calling yourself one to everyone. I have been hurt by these people and want to have one last victory lap before I stop doing the Challenge all together. That's right y'all. I have decided to take a break.

I have a feeling that I am not going to be liked by people watching this season and I am oddly okay with that. Being on Australian Survivor taught me to be okay with people not liking me for who I am and just focus on the people who do like me. I am going to go radio silent on social media for a while after we finish filming the season and ignore everyone because I want to distance myself from the Challenge world. I know I am doing this bonding thing with these people, but I am doing it so they will be a force to be reckoned with in the future and I can watch the show knowing I helped create that.

My mom asked me if that is what I truly wanted and, to be honest, I cannot gain more from reality TV. I have already won so much money, gotten the love of my life, and fulfilled my desire to compete and win. I am going to end this season on a high note no matter what happens because I played the game my way. It will shock people that I am done, but I think it will help others have a chance to achieve the same greatness I have. The only way I would come back on is if Paulie called me out or if Mama Day decided to come back on. That is it people. Let the madness begin!