The Challenge: Total Madness

Break Up With Your BF, I'm Bored

After Ashley's elimination, I walk back into the house and focus on the next day's challenge. I see all of this shit that is going on in the house right now and I feel like I need to cause some chaos in this house soon because I am bored as shit and this game needs to be shaken up. My first target is Wes because Wes is someone who says he is playing possum and not doing any strategy this season, but he actually is using Dee as his sound board. I remember seeing Wes lose his cool when Georgia was antagonizing him in the elimination between Georgia and Nany. I know exactly who to approach to do that, but I will wait for the right time.

The next morning, I wake up early and begin working out with Fessy and Jay. I see Wes help Cory and Nelson out and hear Jordan tell him to correct the turf. Wes acts like a baby and charges at Jordan and proceeds to badger Jordan. Jordan decides to be a jerk about it and hold a 3 foot stick of meat in his face. They exchange words until Wes tells Jordan that Jordan will not talk to him the way that he talks to his wife. I do not know why that affected me, but I am absolutely livid that Wes would stoop so low as to bring Tori into their problems. I lose my cool and snap at Wes.

Syn: What the fuck was that for Wes? I thought you were better than to bring it to personal blows.

Wes: Sit down little child.

Syn: You will not talk to me the way your wife talks to you.

Wes: Why are you involved in this anyways?

Syn: I am so sick of seeing you ride this proverbial high horse when you have lived up to your so-called legendary status. You made it far on War of the Worlds because everyone liked Dee and the Vets treated the Rooks like shit. Then, last season, you were so far up Bananas' ass I swear he was your ventriloquist dummy. This season, you act like you're playing a low-key game but secretly are using Dee, Jay, and Rogan to get you further in this game. Just admit it Wes, you need to retire.

Wes: Again, what show are you from? Respect is not given around here. It is earned.

Syn: How have you earned it? By using the Rookies to do your dirty work and attack people's personal lives? Most of these vets could easily do what you do in terms of being a dick, but you know what? It is easier to be a dick in this game than have morals, integrity, and self-respect. In case you forgot, self-respect is having a healthy level of admiration for yourself inside and out. I have observed you this season and watching past seasons, plus talked with people who know you best.

We all know that in this game, Jordan is a dick.

Jordan: Hey man.

Syn: Jordan, you know it man. You basically just told him to suck your dick. Wes, I used to love how you played the game, but now I actually pity you. How do you live with yourself knowing that the best you can do is be second best to a guy who names himself after fruit? If you want to go personal with people, let's get personal.

Tori: Syn, I think you have done enough.

Syn: I am not done. I am just getting started. Wes only comes back on the Challenge so he feels like he is even a little bit special. Your wife is so bored with you that she practically makes you come on here so she can have alone time. You act like you are this mastermind but you are no better than Paulie, Cara, even Rogan.

Everyone is stunned and I get really close to Wes.

Syn: I might be a rookie, but I am a vet at taking people down. You want to pick on people to feel better about yourself? Do it to me first. I would love to see you try.

Wes: Why should I listen to some rookie?

Syn: I might just be some rookie, but I have won more money and challenges on all the shows I have been on than you have in your entire Challenge career.