𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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fri, september 13th - 4:40 p.m.
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sirhootsalot: ummmm.... akaashi?

akaashi69: what

sirhootsalot: i got a pet owl and i snuck it into my dorm yesterday, but they're doing room sweeps because our professors think my dorm floor is doing crack cocaine and smoking weed

akaashi69: well, are you?

sirhootsalot: well i'm not, everyone else is

sirhootsalot: but bro that's so uncalled for why would u even sweep a dorm it's just suspicion smh

akaashi69: lmao what did u want tho

sirhootsalot: how do i hide an owl from campus security?

akaashi69: do you have a car on campus? put it in your car.

sirhootsalot: no i failed my drivers test

akaashi69: um.. friend on another floor?

sirhootsalot: but like, the owl only likes me. because we're bros. it always attacks my roommates.

akaashi69: imagine having a roommate.. idk can't relate

sirhootsalot: we get it ur rich :( hold on i need to help kuroo hide the weed
(read: 4:54 p.m.)