𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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mon, september 29th - 5:39 p.m.
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sirhootsalot: tsukishima sure is quite the individual 😳

akaashi69: what'd he say to you, why didn't you text me yesterday about what he said

akaashi69: i was waiting to hear what he said about me from you

sirhootsalot: you didn't tell me you wanted to know 💀💀

akaashi69: well you told me literally everything else so ajsbsksb i assumed you'd tell me anyways?

sirhootsalot: ya should've just texted me first baby i would've told you as soon as you asked

akaashi69: >:(

akaashi69: well i'm asking now

sirhootsalot: ok for starters tsukki didn't really say much about you

sirhootsalot: he just wants me to fuck you that's all ;)

akaashi69: hahaha does he think i'm the bottom here??

sirhootsalot: are you not the bottom here ?? 😳😳😳

akaashi69: 😳

sirhootsalot: omg

akaashi69: so we can mutually agree right

sirhootsalot: yes we can mutually agree

sirhootsalot: we're agreeing that i would easily top you right?

akaashi69: actually i was thinking we were agreeing on quite the opposite, and not easily

sirhootsalot: oh?

akaashi69: am i going to have to prove it to you ?

sirhootsalot: hey hey hey!!! someone woke up ballsy 😳😳 see that won't be necessary

sirhootsalot: you're a bit daring today akaashi~

akaashi69: you seem to be pressing my buttons more than usual, that's all

sirhootsalot: what's that entail?

akaashi69: pfffft yeah nah you just have baby energy

sirhootsalot: fym 😔

akaashi69: look at u

akaashi69: 'what does that entail?'

sirhootsalot: BAHAHAHA I'M JUST CURIOUS OKAY

sirhootsalot: i would theoretically top u

akaashi69: sure, and i'm barack obama

sirhootsalot: you could be and i wouldn't know

sirhootsalot: and i'm speaking facts

akaashi69: i'm not the one who gets flustered over basic compliments, bokuto-san

sirhootsalot: i- 😳

akaashi69: this is settled

sirhootsalot: very smooth akaashi

sirhootsalot: you better keep that same energy when we meet

akaashi69: ok

sirhootsalot: who did u wake up feeling like today

akaashi69: i have always been like this

sirhootsalot: you so haven't

akaashi69: i definitely have ..

sirhootsalot: wait..... i guess you're right

akaashi69: see it wasn't that hard to agree was it

sirhootsalot: nono i'm just agreeing that your energy was always the same, i'd still top you though 😚

akaashi69: that's cute

sirhootsalot: JZIZJSJSJSNDJSEIAJ

sirhootsalot: i give up

akaashi69: gg

akaashi69: so that's all he said..?

sirhootsalot: welll yeah and some other stuff but i'll tell you later don't worry

sirhootsalot: he seemed pretty pissed that i texted him in the first place 😬😬

akaashi69: he's gonna kill me later for giving you his @ but i bet it was worth it

sirhootsalot: tsukki's feed is so.... aesthetically boring?? why's he have so many photos with that one guy

akaashi69: ok so now you're stalking my friends? 💀

sirhootsalot: wait so is that guy is his bf? i think it is... i didn't know tsukki had that kinda type.. 😳

akaashi69: the more you know 😗

sirhootsalot: haha i guess so :D

akaashi69: pft i'm gonna go bokuto.. talk to you tmr

sirhootsalot: ok sweetheart ❤️

akaashi69: god no don't say that it makes it sound like we're an old married couple

sirhootsalot: then wtf u want me to call you??? slut???

akaashi69: better than your lame ass calling me sweetheart like wtf

sirhootsalot: awww i'm growing on you akaashi!!! you're accepting my nicknames now slut <333

akaashi69: ok n o

akaashi69: literally anything but that

sirhootsalot: whore?

akaashi69: LMAO BYE

sirhootsalot: LOL SORRY I WAS MESSING WITH YOU KAASHI

akaashi69: I'M LEAVING

akaashi69: BYE

sirhootsalot: HAHAA
(read: 6:07 p.m.)