𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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mon, september 9th - 7:00 a.m.
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sirhootsalot: hey hey hey! what's your venmo? ( ' ▽ ' )

akaashi69: @//keijiplaysvb5

sirhootsalot: is keiji your first name?? prettyy! you really should be careful with giving your first name out to strangers on the internet keiji! >:(

akaashi69: hmm.. what's an idiot like you gonna do with it? besides... a coffee is a coffee.

sirhootsalot: hey! be nice! i am treating you to a coffee, y'know!

akaashi69: why

sirhootsalot: because i'm such a nice guy!

akaashi69: bokuto-san, you do know that ten cent isn't enough for a coffee on campus, right?

sirhootsalot: ah... i thought i had more on my card...

akaashi69: -.-

sirhootsalot: don't worry baby, i'll spoil you as soon as i get my paycheck (ゝ∀･)

akaashi69: never call me that again

akaashi69: i'm starting to regret talking to you

sirhootsalot: don't be like that!

sirhootsalot: you said you're in college right? i'm assuming on a campus? what's your major akaaaaaaashi??

akaashi69: exercise science. i'm minoring in photography.

sirhootsalot: wow!! i don't even know what that is!!

akaashi69: i figured

sirhootsalot: i wanna be an ornithologist!!

akaashi69: i'm not surprised. you're obsessed with owls aren't you?

sirhootsalot: you know me so well! i tried to go for a major that didn't involve math ('∀'｡) but biology still involves math i guess :((

akaashi69: how are u even in college

sirhootsalot: a scholarship of course!! i'll ttyl, kay keiji?

akaashi69: don't call me keiji we're not friends

sirhootsalot: just trying to use my free trial as much as possible ;)
(read: 7:30 a.m.)