𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

21.5

sat, september 27th - 11:31 p.m.
a/n: the energy of these characters are bipolar but thank you for 2k reads ❤️
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sirhootsalot: . . .

akaashi69: uh.....?

sirhootsalot: AKAASHI! just the man i wanted to see...

akaashi69: we are texting eachother tf you mean see?

sirhootsalot: ah!! you know what i mean!

sirhootsalot: i've got a TON to say to you...

akaashi69: don't use "..." i feel like you're about to murder me or something

sirhootsalot: you know i'd never hurt you baby <3

akaashi69: don't call me baby

sirhootsalot: oh and why not?

akaashi69: what dirt do u have on me why are you challenging me

sirhootsalot: a little birdie told me you talk about me ALL the time!!

akaashi69: this is why i don't tell tsukishima anything

sirhootsalot: we talked about you for the last half hour of our study session y'know, he threw you under the bus HARD cutie

sirhootsalot: i almost felt bad..

akaashi69: cut to the chase

sirhootsalot: YOU'RE A SOFTIE

akaashi69: no

sirhootsalot: the idea of you gushing over me makes me so HAPPY keiji !!

akaashi69: ok but u don't have any proof

sirhootsalot: tsukishima has call logs from u after you asked him to tutor me

akaashi69: uhhhhh, it wasn't me it was my twin brother keiji kaashi......

sirhootsalot: uhhuh, yeah right !!

sirhootsalot: also paying him but telling me it's free?

akaashi69: i just wanted you to pass

akaashi69: i didn't want you to worry about paying tsukishima, that's all

sirhootsalot: mm, that's all? god you're adorable

akaashi69: you are an evil person

sirhootsalot: i also heard i'm the only guy you've ever talked about, so you really have been saving yourself for me?

akaashi69: don't say it like that idiot

sirhootsalot: say it? we're TYPING keiji, remember, you're the one that pointed it out

akaashi69: sometimes i want to leave you on read

sirhootsalot: that wouldn't be too nice :((

sirhootsalot: i heard lots of great things about you akaashiiii!!

akaashi69: how much did tsukki tell you

sirhootsalot: too much

sirhootsalot: but thank you SO fucking much for paying for me on a real note!!

sirhootsalot: i'd give you a huge hug rn if a screen weren't separating our love for eachother <33

akaashi69: never say that again

sirhootsalot: you're not so scary anymore now that i know i've got you wrapped around my finger

akaashi69: you don't

sirhootsalot: i can see through your act akaashi!!

akaashi69: i can see your death in the near future bokuto-san!!

sirhootsalot: edgy 😳

akaashi69: was the study session worth my 50 dollars tho

sirhootsalot: oh yeah! learned lots except your friend got real fed up with me constantly but i think i started to understand

akaashi69: good

sirhootsalot: but why do you care about my grades anyways? 🤔

akaashi69: did u rly just ask me that or are you dumb

sirhootsalot: nahh, i'm not dumb, just want to hear you actually say it

akaashi69: i care about you, obviously.

sirhootsalot: anything else?

akaashi69: i'm dipping out of this convo quick so uh bye

sirhootsalot: okay keiji ! we aren't finished talking about this though ;)

akaashi69: i'll be praying for you tonight bokuto-san, goodbye
(read: 12:11 a.m.)