𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

26/26.5

thurs, october 2nd - 4:32 p.m.
a/n: 26 was so short i was not ab to post independently also check out chap 1 of my new angsty bokuaka fic on my acc :))
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sirhootsalot: tsukkiii :))

saltyshima: yea no i'm blocking you i told you not to text me unless you've got together or something

sirhootsalot: guess what :))))

saltyshima: i—

sirhootsalot: we have a date saturday :)))))

saltyshima: i'm kind of impressed

saltyshima: treat him right or i will go die you

saltyshima: pretend that what i said was witty

saltyshima: i need to text akaashi

sirhootsalot: okok

saltyshima: i'm proud of you son

saltyshima: bye

sirhootsalot: son????
(read: 4:34 p.m.)

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saltyshima: you're going out with the owl?

akaashi69: oh yeah i forgot to tell you

akaashi69: he asked me out last night

saltyshima: i am SO happy for you!! you finally got some dick !! :)

saltyshima: no more virgin akaashi? 🥺

akaashi69: kaksjdsnj you're the last person i'd tell something like that to

saltyshima: yeah and i'm the only person you'd tell. tf u gonna do, stall telling me?

akaashi69: you're pain in the ass sometimes

saltyshima: i'm a pain in the ass all the time

akaashi69: we have a date saturday... do you mind.... helping me pick something out to wear..?

saltyshima: pffffft look at you you're like a lovesick puppy

akaashi69: bitch then fine i'll go ask yamaguchi he dresses better than u anyways

saltyshima: ok fine i'll help you

saltyshima: i'll be over at 1 does that work

akaashi69: yeah the date is at 3

saltyshima: you're a teenage girl in a college man's body

akaashi69: oh SHUT UP!! you act like you didn't gush over yamaguchi the WHOLE first year you were dating!!

akaashi69: you still do!! i saw a sappy letter you wrote fly out of your bag at my apt last saturday you are not a tough guy

saltyshima: you saw WHAT

akaashi69: i've been waiting to blackmail you tsukishima 😈

saltyshima: i will never bully you again :))

akaashi69: good :))

saltyshima: but it's not my fault bokuto wants to hit it from the back

saltyshima: u dummy thicc

akaashi69: "i love the way your eyes dance with mine, tadashi, they're so beautiful and i can't help but get lost in them"

saltyshima: HAHAHAH OHGOD IT'S THAT LETTER?? NO STOP

akaashi69: :)))

saltyshima: whatever

saltyshima: yams is FaceTiming bye

akaashi69: make sure you tell him you love the way his eyes dance with yours for me

saltyshima: fuck you

akaashi69: see you sat ;)
(read: 4:45 p.m.)