𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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weds, october 1st - 6:02 p.m.
a/n: HEY HEY HEY!! DOUBLE UPDATE! I AM REALLY PROUD OF HOW THIS CHAPTER TURNED OUT TELL ME WHAT YALL THINK IN THE COMMENTS :))
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sirhootsalot: BOO

akaashi69: wha-

sirhootsalot: DID I SCARE YOU

akaashi69: no i'm just concerned

sirhootsalot: oh

sirhootsalot: GUESS WHAT?

akaashi69: what

sirhootsalot: ITS SPOOKY SEASON!!

akaashi69: pffff

sirhootsalot: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONSSSS

akaashi69: lmaoo u did not just type that

sirhootsalot: oh i TOTALLY did :D

sirhootsalot: what are YOU going to be for halloween, akaashi???

akaashi69: i wasn't planning on dressing up

sirhootsalot: boooooringggg

sirhootsalot: i'm going to be a pretty pink princess for halloween :))

akaashi69: i'm sorry bokutO WHAT 💀💀

sirhootsalot: YOU BETTER NOT BE LAUGHING

akaashi69: ARE YOU FUCKJNG FOR REAL HAHAHAHA

akaashi69: I'M DOING MORE THAN LAUGHING IM CRYINGH

sirhootsalot: IM SERIOUS OKAY

akaashi69: oh my god please show up to my dorm in a ridiculous outfit

sirhootsalot: you PERVERt i'm not showing up to your dorm just so you can see me in a dress !!

sirhootsalot: kinky bastard >:((

akaashi69: BAHAHAHA 💀💀

akaashi69: you know i didn't mean it like that you little prick

akaashi69: although that's not a bad motive....

sirhootsalot: AKAASHI

akaashi69: KIDDING I'M KIDDING

akaashi69: unless...?

sirhootsalot: NO STOP

akaashi69: you're the one who brought it up that's what you get

sirhootsalot: IM JUST HAPPY ITS SPOOKY SEASON DONT PLAGUE MY INNOCENCE WITH YOUR DIRTY THOUGHTS 😠

akaashi69: w h a t

akaashi69: M Y DIRTY THOUGHTS?? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT—

akaashi69: nvm i'm done with u

sirhootsalot: anyways :)) it's also cuffing season ;)

akaashi69: great

akaashi69: does that mean bisexuals cuff their jeans more often

akaashi69: or that more criminals get handcuffed by police because they're extra rebellious

sirhootsalot: no—

akaashi69: wtf

sirhootsalot: cuffing season is like a time where people end or start relationships during the cold~ fall and winter months

akaashi69: it's 75° F in our region though

sirhootsalot: AKAASHI

sirhootsalot: IT MEANS I WANT TO DATE YOU

akaashi69: o h ..

sirhootsalot: oml

akaashi69: OH.

akaashi69: SHIT

sirhootsalot: i—

akaashi69: sure i'll go out with you

sirhootsalot: FOR rEAL?

akaashi69: no for fake

akaashi69: yes for real dumbass

akaashi69: you're growing on me it's weird

akaashi69: my stomach is all tingly

sirhootsalot: JASHDBXJSKAK

akaashi69: where are we gonna go?

sirhootsalot: LET'S GO TO MY FAVOrITE CAFE!! I'LL SEND U THE ADDRESS

sirhootsalot: *googlemaps.com*

akaashi69: ah okay, when?

sirhootsalot: is this saturday at 3 p.m. good? 🥺

akaashi69: it's perfect

akaashi69: i didn't know how long i've been waiting for this jeeeezzzus

sirhootsalot: i can't wait to take you on your first ever date :))

akaashi69: haha yeah sorry if i'm like... awkward when we meet.

sirhootsalot: nah baby it'll be jusssst fine

akaashi69: you sound like ur gonna kidnap me no

sirhootsalot: I MEANT TO BE REASSURING I'M SORRY

akaashi69: 💀

sirhootsalot: i am so excited eekdkekdks

akaashi69: me too but i got to go :||

akaashi69: there's a calc test tmr

sirhootsalot: SHIT I HAVE A CALC TEST TOMORROW TOO—

akaashi69: better get to studying

sirhootsalot: bye akaashi 🥺

akaashi69: bye bokuto-san..

akaashi69: good luck
(read: 6:17 p.m.)