𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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thurs, september 19th - 8:07 p.m.
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sirhootsalot: AKAASHI

akaashi69: what

sirhootsalot: YOU NEVER TOLD ME U WERE SUCH A CUTE KID TF

sirhootsalot: UR TBT PHOTO IS FLAWLESS

akaashi69: bokuto it's deadass just me at age like 7 next to an owl and i have a dumb look on my face wtf

akaashi69: it's probably the retro filter 💀 or the owl 💀💀

sirhootsalot: NONO IT'S YOU

sirhootsalot: wow man god really out here picking favorites

akaashi69: lmfao ur too much sometimes

sirhootsalot: tell me about your childhood akaashiiiii

akaashi69: well, i played volleyball a lot, and my family really liked to take me to the zoo

sirhootsalot: omg! twins!

akaashi69: i also liked the butterflies but my cousins bullied me bc they said that guys can't like butterflies

akaashi69: 7 yr old me beat them up

akaashi69: my mom kinda fucked around with a lot of guys so my parents were divorced my whole childhood but they tried their best to act like we were the perfect family

sirhootsalot: awe that's sad

akaashi69: well yeah it's fine i vibed anyways and volleyball was fun. i didn't have many friends tho

akaashi69: then i got a scholarship to go to this little university and i distanced myself a bit from my family because uhm

akaashi69: they were upset about me for something i don't feel like sharing

sirhootsalot: that's okay you don't ever have to tell me if ur not comfortable

akaashi69: lmao and now i do school work ig with my friend tsukishima and then his boyfriend yamaguchi shows up sometimes & i thirdwheel

sirhootsalot: third wheeling twins!!!!

akaashi69: what about ur childhood bokuto-san

sirhootsalot: i was around wildlife a lot too, and owls

sirhootsalot: i was a really loud kid though and a troublemaker like all of my classmates lowkey hated me

akaashi69: i wonder why

sirhootsalot: you should've seen me akaashi!!! i was such a badass rebellious kid everyone also loved me and worshiped me at the same time!! i had so many girlfriends

akaashi69: highly doubt that

sirhootsalot: but see now i'm wise beyond my years and my senses are fine tuned~!

akaashi69: what do you mean by that

sirhootsalot: i have much better, you know, taste... i know what i'm looking for

akaashi69: ooh god...

sirhootsalot: hehe akaaaashi get ur mind out of the gutters i didn't mean my sexual preferences.....

akaashi69: idiot you definitely did don't lie

sirhootsalot: ah, you caught me x

sirhootsalot: i do like ur tbt photos though, they were pieced together nice and the theme was really cute

akaashi69: thanks

sirhootsalot: what do u think about my feed?

akaashi69: it looks like my grandma's facebook feed....do you know how to take pictures?

sirhootsalot: of course i do!!! >:(

akaashi69: you have... potential. you need a professional photographer or something because every photo on your account looks like some crackhead is trying to take the photos

sirhootsalot: kuroo usually takes them

akaashi69: that's ur problem

sirhootsalot: you should take my photos!

akaashi69: never in a million years

sirhootsalot: D: ur lucky i gotta go... my mom's calling me i have to pick up or she will beat my ass

akaashi69: pft. bye
(read: 8:30 p.m.)