𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 | bokuaka chatfic!

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sun, september 15th - 4:52 p.m.
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sirhootsalot: heeeeeeey akaashi

akaashi69: hey?

sirhootsalot: i'm texting you because kuroo has his boyfriend kenma over... and i'm third wheeling but i want to look busy enough so i don't look lonely

akaashi69: you don't have a girlfriend?

sirhootsalot: lol no why would i be flirting with you if i did

akaashi69: idk

sirhootsalot: after all, you're the only one for me <3

sirhootsalot: EWWW THEY'RE MAKING OUTTTTT THEY'rE SO GROSS

akaashi69: haha

sirhootsalot: ITS LIKE THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHERS FACES OFF WTFF

sirhootsalot: AND I KNOW KUROO'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT

akaashi69: lmaoo have u never seen someone make out before or smthin?

sirhootsalot: I HAVE IT'S JUST WEIRD BECAUSE ITS KUROO WTH IF YOU KNEW HIM YOU'D BE SCARED TOO

sirhootsalot: SKDHDJSJDI NO HE'S WHISPERING STUFF IN KENMA'S EAR OMG IM OUT

akaashi69: hide in the bathroom or something if ur uncomfortable lmao

sirhootsalot: SKSKSKSKSK THEY'RE SO WEIRD

akaashi69: is someone jealous?

sirhootsalot: OF COURSE NOT ITS NOT LIKE I'M LONELY OR ANYTHING

akaashi69: haha sure

sirhootsalot: uhm... i think i locked my keys in the dorm room.......

akaashi69: lmao gl have fun with that.

sirhootsalot: no sympathy??? 😭

akaashi69: not a bit

sirhootsalot: so cold~

akaashi69: go sort your dorm issue out already

sirhootsalot: okokkkkk
(read: 5:13 p.m.)