Sokeefe Oneshots

Never See Her Again

Sokeefe are cognates, fite me.

Blind Keefe AU bc some of y'all said yes.

I literally am crying rn and idk why TEARS GO AWAY

I actually truly honestly have no idea why there are tears streaming down my face.

Alright so on with the story.

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Something is wrong. Sophie didn't know what. She sat bolt upright in the middle of the night with a bad feeling deep down. The room seemed extra dark, but she could still see just fine.

She stirred her breakfast (some soup that tasted just like Cocoa Puffs) as she pondered what could possibly feel this wrong. Sophie's chest felt like a Mastodon trampled on it, and the dread was making her sick.

What could possibly be wrong‽

She had contacted Fitz, thinking it could be a cognate thing, but he was completely fine. Nothing to worry about there.

But what is wrong??????????!!!!

Keefe POV

My dear old mother is the best, isn't she? It's not enough that she shows up in the middle of the night while I'm ASLEEP, she just had to go and POISON me, how amazing. This describes Keefe's thought process at three in the morning when he opened his eyes.

Where was Ro during this time, huh?

Maybe Keefe shouldn't have given her that diarrhea-inducing bacteria...

"Ro?" Keefe called out.

He heard the princess shuffle into the room. "Whatta ya want, elfy boy?"

"Turn on the light so I can tell you a little story about what happened just now."

"Ummm... The light is on."

"No it's not, I can't see."

"It literally is. Your eyes are open, too. What are you staring at even...? And have they always been that... milky... Oh shoot."

"What?"

"Tell me what happened just now."

"Queso basically my dear old mama just came in while you were pooping and told me I'd never see Sophie again and threw some stingy powder in my face. Then she like turned the light off on her way out, because I suddenly couldn't see."

"WHY AREN'T YOU FREAKING OUT, KEEFE???????"

"OKAY I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN LIKE FIVE DAYS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT I AM LITERALLY INSANE FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION!!!"

"Oh. My God."

"ᴏHᴍʏɢOᴅIᴛSʀᴏBᴇRᴛᴅᴏᴡNᴇʏJʀ" (in case you can't read it because of your phone it says "Ohmygoditsrobertdowneyjr.")

"Stop it child. She literally blinded you! Like, you're blind! And go to sleep!"

"FINE!"

~Time Skippity Dippity why are my tears going Drippity Drippity~

As Keefe slowly woke up, he felt something a little off. He opened his eyes and couldn't see anything.

"OH #&$@!"

"LANGUAGE!" called Ro from the other room. "Oh good, you're awake. Now we can talk about WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME WHEN A FREAKING VILLAIN CAME INTO YOUR ROOM YESTERDAY??"

"RO OH MY GOD I'M BLIND! I'M SORRY OKAY??" Keefe grabbed at his eyes, finding them wide open. A soft "ouch" was heard since he literally just poked his eye.

"Okay, boy. We gotta call your girl. She can probably help."

"She's not my girl and NO! Are you kidding? She'll freak out and get mad at me for not calling you!" Keefe sat up quickly, throwing his blankets off in protest.

"You should definitely get a lecture for that. I should recruit Sandor..." Ro trailed off, thinking.

"Ro?" Keefe's voice was small. "It's really dark. I'm... kinda scared..."

Keefe heard Ro's voice soften. "It's okay, Lord Hunkyhair. We'll figure it out, all right? Plus, I'm here to protect you. Don't be scared."

Keefe said, "you just let my mom, a villain, throw weird powder into my eyes."

"Well, you know what, YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOUTED FOR ME!!!" Keefe suddenly felt arms pick him up.

"Ro? What..."

"Come on, try to walk."

"HELL no!"

"Okay, I'm hailing Sophie."

"NononononoNO!" Keefe tried to scramble up, but he hit something in the dark and fell. He felt vibrations, heard a little crack, and then Sophie's voice filled the room.

"Hello?" Her voice was strained. "Ro? Where's Keefe?"

"Right over there!"

Keefe assumed she must be pointing the imparter at him, so he tried to look in the general direction of their voices and said, "sup."

Remember, he's on the floor, probably surrounded by random things that have fallen. Yet, he's still trying to look cool and smirk.

"Oh my Lord, elfy boy, your line of sight is like, about..... Let's say 45° off the imparter. Please adjust."

Keefe turned his head about that much.

"Annnnnnnd.... Perfect!"

Please help me, Keefe mouthed.

"I'm still looking at you, Hunkyhair."

"My bad."

"Keefe?" Sophie's voice was shaky. "What happened?"

"Oh so my mom threw weird powder In my eyes and blinded me."

"... Give me a sec, guys."

Keefe heard a click, and about ten seconds later, the door to his room slammed open and hands squished his face.

"Whaaryooing?"

"Ohhhhh, that's what was wrong this morning!" Sophie's voice was heard. "also WHAT THE HECK KEEFE!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU LET THAT GOSHDARN WOMAN DO YOU LIKE THIS!!!!!"

"I don't know, Sophie. I was sleep deprived and crazy and... I let her freaking take my eyesight! I'm sorry. And..." Suddenly, a thought came to mind. An image of him holding a paintbrush flashed across the darkness.

He wouldn't be able to draw, ever again. And he will never see Sophie again.

How will he live like this?

Sophie POV

Keefe seemed to deflate suddenly, and it seemed like a very scary thought just came to his mind. Sophie had an idea, though.

She took in what she saw at the moment, and sent the mental picture to Keefe, who gasped.

A soft "oh" escaped his lips.

Sophie twined their fingers together and sent another picture, this time of Ro picking her nose in the background.

Keefe snorted.

Keefe POV

I can definitely learn to live like this.

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Lol wut just happened with that ending 😂

Should I do a mini series with Blind Keefe?

Imagine living naked in a room full of people who speak a different language than you and want to touch you.

That's the life that dogs live.

Requests?

Smile!

-Spider-Keefe